GunTzu
322 posts

GunTzu
@GunTzu78
If watches, cars, motorcycles and guns didn't exist, I don't know what I would do with myself. Looking for my frens lulz0nParad3
GA انضم Aralık 2022
213 يتبع41 المتابعون

Just like that, NATO watch bands became cringe

Kyle Cheney@kyledcheney
JUST IN: Federal prosecutors release new images and details of Cole Allen and his alleged attempt to assassinate president Trump. Here is a mirror selfie he took about 30 minutes before charging past the magnetometers. s3.documentcloud.org/documents/2808…
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@firearmvideos Imagine not being able to have both and know how to use both.
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@ClaudesBBQ **stolen** You're so dumb, you couldn’t pour piss from a boot if the instructions was printed on the heel.
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@GovTimWalz Honest question. How in the world do you wake up, look in the mirror and not want to slit your wrists?
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Something I find absurd about Denver is that there are over 200 THC dispensaries in the city, psilocybin mushrooms are legal (good), but new changes in 2026 banned the sale of flavored nicotine pouches.
I was in the city yesterday and forgot about the ordinance until I tried to buy some. Homeless drug addicts roaming around, but at least they can't buy a wild berry Velo pack. Priorities.

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@yamanakanobody I have a car, a truck and motorcycle to a household of myself. And all 3 are owned outright.
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@VinniePaulino All his legal arguments proving shitweigher and Hamburger are GUILTY AS CHARGED!
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@eurofounder I had an appendectomy without insurance. It didn't cost $100k. Maybe they're taxing you for being a bitch.
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My wife collapsed in our hotel room in New York today
“Call an ambulance, I can’t breathe” she was screaming
My heart dropped
If she ends up in an American hospital we are financially ruined
I went on the Lufthansa app to book a flight back to Frankfurt, but unfortunately pilots are on strike today
“Please I’m begging you” she was lying on the floor
I sighed and called 911
She is now in surgery as apparently her appendix “almost burst”
I am extremely scared
This is going to cost us at least $100,000
She could have received much better care, for free, in Germany
I will never visit this barbaric country ever again
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@omgsidewalks Remember in 2020 when the governments around the world took our jobs and forced us to stay home? I'd have liked to have been paid for that time. $850K/week is what you're offering? SOLD.
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@SteveGuest It would have been hilarious if he told him to get the fuck away from his property.
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@tuuu28283 It depends on state and location inside of the state. For example, my state doesn't have blanket emissions inspections, but my city area does.
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