Max Beers

@greg16676935420 It’s today!

Tomorrow is Friday

@GorringeDaniel Does that says MAFS under hot pies? 😆 😉

Hot pies forever

@DustyPee Too hard! 😆 l ll just go n buy some!

@HJMax8 Probs air but dunno how you would regulate it. 🤔🤷‍♂️

It flips the #Peetong or it gets the hose again.

@roberts_pa97578 Go grab some cuttlefish fish from beach if you can find any!

Well, what have I been doing for the last hour? I’ve been trying to catch this little bugger, I think he has a broken wing caught him under the car. He’s now having something to eat and relaxing in a makeshift cage….

@DustyPee Alrighty then! Lookin good, think l will!

@HJMax8 Let’s have a ‘tong off!

Time to chill. 24 hours. Turning every few hours. #Peetong 👊🏻

@QBCCIntegrity I just cant anymore!

Astonishing. Australian prime minister secures 26 hours of diesel for Australia and does a press conference. If the PM has to fly to two countries to secure 1.1 days of diesel, then this government is lying about how dire our fuel situation really is.

@AlexSaundersAU This MFer was prob what kept me awake all night! I’m about 15ish ‘driving’ mins away from the refinery.

Suspicious Flight Activity Over Geelong Fuel Refinery 🇦🇺⛽️🔥

@MarioNawfal I’m about 15mins from there, and l could hear it from my bedroom! Suspicious about the timing!

🇦🇺 A massive fire has broken out at Viva Energy’s refinery in Australia. It is one of only two operating refineries in the country and handles around 120,000 barrels per day. The energy minister says the fire is still not under control.

@nickshirleyy @elonmusk Well lm set, got few more than that which lv known (some) since primary school! It also shows you’re a decent person l believe!

@elonmusk My grandpa told me: “Nick if you can have 2 or 3 loyal friends in life you are a lucky man”

True currency is steadfast friendship

@TruthFairy131 Haha l was drinking with Brett a few months ago. He is not everyone’s cups tea but he is honest!

Love my fellow Aussies 🤍 Once you leave the cities, the Aussie spirit is still alive. We must protect that.

@Mappy6984 Never understood this…go into a paddock n do it there! I feel for the people/family that have to cleanup the “mess”.

Think you get the idea

@GJHardwick @Pixie1z @TheEXECUTlONER_ No l actually said ketchup just so others would understand what l was talking about!

@HJMax8 @Pixie1z @TheEXECUTlONER_ If you are Australian then you mean tomato sauce. You've been brainwashed by American TV and movies. I don't like tomato sauce on chips either, just salt.

Which bowl would you pick?

@Zglory @Pixie1z @TheEXECUTlONER_ Get some of this too, thank me later!

@HJMax8 @Pixie1z @TheEXECUTlONER_ I agree. Never tried soy. I think I will😁 Aioli yes! I'd take ranch or a good mustard over ketchup.

@Loonieblue123 @TSenones @Pixie1z @TheEXECUTlONER_ Not together, but light soy sauce rocks on fries! Try it

@TSenones @HJMax8 @Pixie1z @TheEXECUTlONER_ Together!? I’ll have to try that. I love gravy on my fries! I like Horace but never tried it on my plain fries or my gravy fries.

@MbarkCherguia Cos lm a sicko, my first thought is always… l wonder how much that’ll hurt if l ripped it out!

What is your first thought when you see a Nose ring?

@Oceanbreeze473 Ba da ba ba baaaa 😉 mmm lm lovin it! 😆

The eyebrows are the window to the soul.

@DustyPee Or…a hawk has just murdered a dove! Thats what my backyard looked like after that!

Have I been - A. ducking hunting. B. taking the covers off the couch.