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Her: You're a writer?
Me: *rolls eyes* yes.
Her: The artistic type! What genre?
Me: *takes a puff of a cigarette* Astros Erotic Fan Fiction
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Archbishop Deshaies
86.7K posts
Archbishop Deshaies
@HouCounterplot
Recipient of the 2023 Orel Hershiser Lifetime Achievement Award for Online Sportsmanship. (Also, God gives His toughest battles to His strongest warriors.)
انضم Ocak 2011
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@HouCounterplot My phone view...
If I turn it on and it's in for you...
I can instantly tell. So I swipe.
Yours forces it on u?
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I feel like the purpose of X is to just make everyone angry with each other.
Archbishop Deshaies@HouCounterplot
Is there a way to delete the “For You” timeline? The accounts I follow are the only ones I want to see.
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@HouCounterplot Then you would miss all of my great content 😁😂
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Is there a way to delete the “For You” timeline? The accounts I follow are the only ones I want to see.
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Supported by all demographics in Texas? Okay, let’s make it official and vote on the mother fucker.
Greg Abbott@GregAbbott_TX
School choice is supported by all demographics in Texas. Texans of all backgrounds, including Black & Hispanic parents, strongly support school choice. School choice improves educational opportunities for minority & low-income students. Texas will deliver school choice.
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Let’s do like Kentucky and put this bitch to a vote?
Dan Patrick@DanPatrick
I have fought for school choice since my time as a Senator. As Lt. Governor, I passed it in my first session and repeatedly since then. Each time, the Republican-led House blocked it. Now, after hard-fought primary and general election battles, the House should finally have the votes to pass it. Read the press release for more details.
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@Shane29008046 He’s popular and both republicans and democrats like him. People in Kentucky aren’t as dumb as you think.
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This is Kentucky….
Can someone explain to me how they elected a Democrat Governor; twice????
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RIP, Chauncy Glover, who got my vote for the most yoked newscaster in Houston.
Archbishop Deshaies@HouCounterplot
Who's the most yoked newscaster in Houston?
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Houston Astros
West Sacramento A’s
Dallas Rangers
Anaheim Angels
Sodom Mariners
Other than the Astros, this division is a geographical mess.
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Cue Kevin Jomboy selling Dodgers merchandise. Goofy ass bitch
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