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My first job was at a Long John Silvers AND I EAT THERE ONCE A WEEK! STOP TRASHING LONG JOHN SILVERS YOU FANCYPANTS RICH PEOPLE WITH YOUR APPLEBEES MONEY!

My fave Chuck Norris joke: Chuck doesn't flush the toilet, he scares the shit out of it.

Fuck you

@S_U_Network Wayne Brady John Wayne Wayne Knight

Without googling, can you name a famous Wayne?

@LarryBaber4 @ATRightMovies Yes!! This is my unofficial trilogy!

@ATRightMovies I'll probably get an argument on this, but Star Trek II, III, and IV do make up a trilogy. It's a great one too.

@ATRightMovies Harvey

@benahirsch @Matt_Pinner Oh man I wish I still had mine!!

@Matt_Pinner usa.net going strong for 25+ years.

If your first email ended in @ yahoo, @ hotmail, or @ msn… you have seniority on the internet.

@Matt_Pinner I still have aol, Mac, and compuserv lol

@claysisk @TheStingisBack Doooo it!

@TheStingisBack I've written a full treatment for Season 4....Let's make it happen.

Happy Birthday, William Katt The Greatest American Hero (1981–1983) is a quintessential ’80s cult classic. Katt starred as a bumbling everyman who loses the instruction manual for an alien-gifted suit, ably backed by Robert Culp and one of the best TV theme songs of all time.

@BellaBaddie__ The third season of Dark Matter please!! (2015 series)

Name a cancelled TV show that needs to be brought back

Thank you John Cena for teaching me to give up ❤️‍🩹

I got only 1 point. You?

@chesscom chess chess baby

everyone who replies "chess" will be in our new twitter header next week

@_PowerTown what’s going on? Preordered ages ago and I have not received a thing. Radio silence.

Went to both!

Football Refs in every #NFL game.

@doug pound sand @howie

@howie sign/trade for a legitimate weapon opposite #6 Robinson, Ridley, Williams, Juju Make it happen. Him and Dallas need help

@DennisChambers_ @mazauskas

@mazauskas no no that’s @howie