i dont even own a television

"Care for some snackage, lieutenant?"

my complete inability to remember holidays led to us making this announcement on the dumbest possible day. but yeah, not a joke. that would be very cruel. love you all and appreciate the support over the years!! — JWF

New ep: idontevenownatelevision.com/2023/04/01/174…

I'm out of here (Twitter). -Clsn

this morning, i remembered that we have some t-shirt designs available, so here's a reminder that we have some t-shirt designs available, including the wildly underappreciated Dude Sex Mockingjay: teepublic.com/user/ideotvpod [JWF]

@ThompsonJuli @YouTube Heck yeah!

Hey @IDEOTVPod, I found out about Leila Mottley from you. Look what she’s up to now! Leila Mottley Released Her First Book Nightcrawling at 19 Years Old youtu.be/PZav37VBUSg via @YouTube

@ChamberkisKyle hahah, yes, and that's absolutely how i pitched it to collision [JWF]

@IDEOTVPod is this the one with the manic pixie dream google employee

we have picked a book for our next episode and i'm going to break from tradition and give you all a hint that nobody will ever figure out: it's fiction, but it probably contains more uses of the word "googler" than a silicon valley employee handbook. coming soonish! [JWF]

i listened to the audiobook version of it and by the end i was yelling "GODDAMMIT" every time the reader solemnly intoned the word "gewww-gler" [JWF]

it was brought to my attention by a friend that we committed a massive unforced error during the “paris apartment” episode when we did not refer to the strip club as “the place in france where the naked ladies dance” we’re sorry. we’re listening, and we will do better. [JWF]

youtube.com/watch?v=_GWDAX… w/r/t last retweet, one of the biggest frustrations in my life has been the fact that i am a fan of this doug scharin post-jazz project and have never been able to talk about it without people thinking i'm into some hot topic-ass bullshit [JWF]

@shurimon 🦀👀 ‼️

Everything is now fixed! The episode should also make its way to podcatchers as soon as they refresh the feed. Website link is working. All is right with the world.

Everything's going wrong with the new episode and our syndication service. Attempting to debug it now. Please stay tuned, thanks!

Some people were having trouble with the direct download link on our new episode's website page. That should be fixed now. If not, it's libsyn's fault. "Works For Me, Though!" -- the official slogan of software industry professionals [JWF]

idontevenownatelevision.com/2022/09/04/173… OKAY. so did you hear about the explosion at the french cheese factory? da brie was everywhere. also, we have a new episode about a tepid airport thriller where everybody who speaks french immediately repeats themselves in english! please enjoy. [JWF]

Just wanted to explain all this because we've got quite a few "hey, is everything okay?" emails over the past month or so -- Everything is fine. New episode coming later today. Thanks for listening and reading my endless rants. Ride the crab etc!

So, in conclusion, if we take a couple months off, it is not due to a serious emergency or an indication that we're abandoning the show. It just means it might be a little bit of a wait before the next one drops! Have patience and faith! We love you and we love making the show.

Editing the podcast now! In case anybody's curious, we do explain a bit about our new and leisurely cadence of releasing episodes at the end of the show, but here's a quick update on the How And The Why™ (thread) [JWF]