Dani ||-//

@wallscribb22067 @me0wzzerzzz STOPP DONT MAKE ME LAUGH

@me0wzzerzzz When i hang myself and genuinely enter a color rave

HELP

@nyanparfait33 ever since i was like 7 (so before i was even suicidal) i would always imagine myself or one of my ocs slowly bleeding to death??? it’s how i would fall asleep 😭

Top 3 suicide methods i always fantasize myself doing 1. Jumping off a building / bride - GOATED MY FAVORITE 🤣✌️ + i imagine myself life streaming it 2. Bleeding to death in a bath tub 3. Hanging myself - least favorite because i’m probably gonna get sooo Itchyy

@T_Marie60 yes to balto and kovu (for me it was vitani) but i just could never have a cursh on spirit 😭 im a horse owner so every horse feels like my child to me

The holy trinity of very specific childhood crushes

@makotomitass @leftapawprint__ THE WHAT NOW 😭

@leftapawprint__ "The soft butthole" ok

Twt porn captions are so ass

@leftapawprint__ LITERALLY. the video could actually be pretty good, but then you can tell that the caption was written by a straight middle-aged man

@pixelprayer gray cherry capri sun??? am i moldy??

@Chiprohinoz_86 HES LITERALLY SO CUTEEE. he NEEDS to come back in part three.

I luv when people draw sweet gideon really fat and cutely chubby... He just a fat fox boi

@aerilxz literwlly bc why was a single peanut butter bagel with MINIMAL amounts of peanut butter like 450-500 kcal… i heard that you can water it down but idk. i’m too scared that it’ll just be really bad

why does no one talk about how high cal peanut butter is omg

@aceofhjartan omg congratulations, i’m so proud of you!! also, this cake looks so good!! what kind of frosting is the pink?! it kind of looks like yogurt

Challenged whipped cream and my first birthday cake in recovery !! 🎂

@babedontcalll @uniicornfarts Thank you!! I somehow still confuse epidermis and dermis, so this was a good reminder lol

just a reminder

@0CALwater @smbtmx yes and i’ve never even used a laxative 💔💔💔💔 luckily it was only once… (hoping none of my oomfs see this omfg)

yo edtwt yall ever dew dew in your pant lmk

I thought they were trying to be silly 😭😭😭💔

@dtnols borzoi

water gun to your eyeball. name a dog breed without the letter “a” in it

@veebee3113 @Lippo_Panini @Evil_Lippo YESSSS

@IForgot_help @Lippo_Panini @Evil_Lippo OMGGG??!) TWINNNN :3333

I have a nsfw account now if any adults oomfs want to follow @Evil_Lippo (MINORS DNF)

@lunarandsunny OH MY GOSHHH WHERE DID YOU GET THAT????? I need to buy it for my boy

Throwback to the cutest saddlepad in all of existence… applejack saddlepad

@sweetspartie Is that pink yogurt with sprinkles???

Breakfast!! :3 🍭🩵

@veebee3113 @Lippo_Panini @Evil_Lippo WAIT OOMF HOW AM I JUST NOW REALIZING THAT WE’RE THE SAME AGE???

@Lippo_Panini @Evil_Lippo GIVE ME 2 YEARS 💔💔💔💔💔

@retardedferret @bunnyholiic definition of an animal: a living organism that feeds on organic matter, typically having specialized sense organs and nervous system and able to respond rapidly to stimuli. a bug is an animal lol

@IForgot_help @bunnyholiic crying over a cockroach thats not an animal its a bug

why is there so much cp on twitter

@yummierbeefcake me unfortunately 💔 used to get 100k-700k views on youtube, now i get 1k if im lucky. and my tweets on my art acc get like 1 like FJDKKJH (also this isn’t like-baiting, i’ve become quite accustomed to being a washed-up nanoinfluencer)

how it feels seeing that one creator that used to be popular become irrelevant

@astro_robb @maccakither CAN I HAVE A LINK PLZ…. 👀👀👀👀👀

@maccakither Yes and I’m thinking about #that fic where Paul stopped smoking and then he was constantly sucking on a lollipop.. that was soooo normal

I'm a bit afraid of the reach my tweets have been getting bc it makes me a bit skeptical about tweeting stuff. But idc y'all this is my account so. Do you guys think Paul's oral fixation made John tweak out