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"If you’re gonna be shitty to my employees, then I challenge you to a fucking…challenge! Fuck, I said that twice." 🐴Pansexual 🤡Leader of I.M.P. 🔞Indie Portrayal

@milliezkilliez As she works in that he sneaks into the house through a window, making his way to the kitchen to turn on the gas.

@IMPBossMan True 'nough. [She sees the guy they're targeted to kill at his computer, typing away. She hushes him, and... aims a throwing knife at the back of his head.]

[Handing @IMPBossMan a bowl of shortbread cookies that look like horses as she walks in!] Howdy, Blitz! Made ya somethin'.~

@milliezkilliez "I was just gonna blow the house up anyways once we were done." He slides down the wall a bit, sticking to it as he observes the area. "Well ready when you are.*

@IMPBossMan Yeah...almost like he's hidin' some fame of his own... [She'd whisper, grabbing a throwing knife or five and equipping them.] Hopefully th'fucker's home right now... [She spots a security camera.] Note t' self. Destroy the cameras before we go.

@milliezkilliez He lets out a choked yelp when she pulls him back before checking with her, thinking a bit. He would hand her the backpack, scaling the wall quietly. "For being a fan of a celebrity this dude's house is real fancy..."

@IMPBossMan [She follows, and looks around. Immediately pulling him behind a wall to look for any guards or anything that'd provide danger for them.]

@milliezkilliez He nods, looking to the crystal on his hand before giving it a rub, opening up a portal near the location. He grabs the backpack, heading through quietly with Millie.

@IMPBossMan [She smiles, before slinging the backpack and her battle axe over her shoulder.] Let's get goin', then! Ah'm ready!

@milliezkilliez He chuckles and nods. "Of course."

@IMPBossMan I get that. Ah wanna be a good parent, despite what ah do, hopefully ah don't get complacent to th'point of droppin' my kids off at Loo Loo Land, as much as ah love it, without supervision... [Nodding, of course.]

@milliezkilliez "Eh? Oh no no, I didn't mean that, just, loo loo land doesn't really make me all to excited for kids is all...ah ignore me, I will drop by after we finish this job...probably unannounced and in your fridge."

@IMPBossMan Ah mean, she's too young ta really damage ya..Sure she's a little ball'a hair an' claws, but... she can't really hurt ya emotionally?

@Kendrag1rl "As much as I hate my sister, I can loan a few employees to take care of that."

"Okay, I'm getting tired of all the people selling drugs around here. My apartment is surrounded by crack-heads."

@milliezkilliez He gives a chuckle before bumping her back. "Maybe...maybe some day, I don't exactly do well with kids."

@IMPBossMan She's treatin' us fine. Still want'cha to meet her someday, though... [Hip bumping her boss playfully.] She's a delight, for real. Good lil' baby.

@milliezkilliez "the wha-...oh right, that, how is the little demon treating you all anyways." He stuffs in a few bombs before zipping the backpack up.

@IMPBossMan He's at home watchin' the baby, Blitz! Ah suppose it'll be jus' us! [Grabbing all the duo is going to need. Throwing knives, ninja stars, ammunition, and extra gvns, all thrown into the backpack.]

@milliezkilliez He gives a snorted chuckled before searching, grabbing his pistol and stretching out. "Shall we get Mox for this too or just us?"

@IMPBossMan Sounds good! Y'know ah ain't picky~ [A smile, hopping up to grab her battle axe out of the weapon supply closet.] Ah missed you, ol' friend.. [She'd mumble to the axe, just to be silly!]

@milliezkilliez "Hmm...if ya feel rusty a group might not be good, and a haunted hotel is probably another one of those fuckin demons so I guess...let's go for a fan."

@IMPBossMan Ah could do whatever. Ah'm bored outta my skull, an' ah feel rusty as fuck on k!llin' right now, so ah gotta swing back into the groove! [Get it? Swing? Heh. She snorts, leaning back in her chair.] Up to you though, bossman~

@milliezkilliez "Today? Hmm..." He takes a nibble out of one of the cookies, looking through as he stretches. "Scorned fan looking for a celebrity to die, celebrity looking to get revenge on a fan, scientologist looking to have his team killed...and another one of those haunted hotels."

@IMPBossMan D'ya really need an occasion fer cookies? [Good point, as she moves to sit in a chair nearby, cracking her knuckles.] D'we got anythin' on th' docket fer today?

@ClownPRDisaster I believe it is a wet mouse?

what am i looking at

@milliezkilliez (haha fair, like I said DM's are open so if ya ever wanna RP just drop on by!)

@IMPBossMan (( ofc! platonic stuff between them is my favorite, like them going "leeching" like in the moxxie short?? idk ))

(anyone interested in writing with my Blitz? It's...been awhile since I've played any of my accounts and my Husker account is like a damn minefield currently- so I would love to try at Blitz again)

@milliezkilliez (honestly I've been looking forward to a Millie and blitz rp I just have no ideas for it but if you do my dm's are open! Feel free to message anytime my accounts are dead in the water)

@IMPBossMan (( :)

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