Inteligent Idiot

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Inteligent Idiot

Inteligent Idiot

@IntlligentIdiot

This is me trying to be funny. It doesn't always work.

Hiding under your porch. انضم Şubat 2010
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Bart.@Bart_ProBTC·
🚨CONFIRMED: Trump is undergoing a medical procedure and has been placed on an active "bed rest".
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@JamesTate121 Is this before or after she claimed if she stole someone's wallet in Japan and was arrested, that would make her a Japanese citizen?
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James Tate@JamesTate121·
Kentanji Brown Jackson is too good for this court. I don’t have a transcript yet but she basically asked: “Didn’t they put birthright citizenship in the constitution in order to avoid this type of debate over who gets to claim a domicile?” And Sauer just stuttered. And then Sonia Sotomayor comes in with the “doesn’t this open the door to the government withdrawing citizenship from people who were born here?” More stuttering.
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Inteligent Idiot@IntlligentIdiot·
@Breaking911 This would be a big deal if not for the fact that THEY DON'T QUALIFY FOR WELFARE IN THE FIRST PLACE.
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Breaking911@Breaking911·
🚨 BREAKING: The House of Representatives has passed a bill mandating automatic deportation for illegal aliens who commit welfare fraud, in a 231–186 vote.
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TPA ND@tampafin·
@Breaking911 Illegal aliens should be, by DEFINITION, being actively and immediately “automatically deported” upon sight/capture PERIOD. The very concept of this bill concerns me greatly.
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Inteligent Idiot@IntlligentIdiot·
@Charles78947050 @LOTRWorldwide First off, no. Just, no. Second, he had very little to do with the project, so little that his lack of involvement probably helped it. He even tried getting Peter Jackson replaced by Tarantino. Fuck that rapist.
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Ned Stark
Ned Stark@FantasyWorldW1·
Billy Boyd once shared a funny observation about what Liv Tyler and Viggo Mortensen were like off-camera during The Lord of the Rings trilogy. According to Boyd, Liv Tyler always carried the presence of a movie star. He joked that even if you called her and said, “Want to grab a coffee in 15 minutes?” she would still show up looking effortlessly glamorous, as if she’d just stepped out of a scene. Viggo Mortensen was the complete opposite. Boyd humorously said that in real life, Viggo looked like he’d just walked out of a bar fight—rugged, rough around the edges, and utterly unconcerned with appearing polished. The contrast between Tyler’s natural elegance and Mortensen’s earthy roughness perfectly mirrored the energies they brought to Arwen and Aragorn on screen.
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Inteligent Idiot@IntlligentIdiot·
@JKAMMedia @johncusack Oh shut the fuck up, you self-righteous pretentious asshole. I bet you're jerking off to the idea of another Iranian school for girls being targeted.
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JKAM Media
JKAM Media@JKAMMedia·
So a celebrity is openly calling for tech companies and the people who work there to be “blown up”. That’s not activism, it’s just cheering violence. Also worth noting: the reports say Iran threatened infrastructure linked to the war in the region, not a global hit list on random offices. Context matters.
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Inteligent Idiot@IntlligentIdiot·
@IlhanMN This is the most boss response you could possibly have.
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Joe G
Joe G@EastEndJoe·
Good morning to everyone who is not into “Raw Milk Parties.”
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Inteligent Idiot@IntlligentIdiot·
@mask_bastard To have a problem with this is to assume a lot. Is this a public microwave? Is it the only one? Is it someone's private microwave they brought to an office for these reasons? Halaal food is very important to Islam, we can get over not using a freaking microwave.
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Inteligent Idiot@IntlligentIdiot·
@Matt_Pinner Would and did. We now have a pair of twins, and I have a bonus kid. It's been fun.
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Inteligent Idiot@IntlligentIdiot·
@TARRWYNNS Laudna is straight up one of my favorite characters in all of fiction. These chucklefucks don't deserve her.
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teddykins 🥀
teddykins 🥀@sadalythes·
marisha consistently makes the best characters who are all so uniquely different from each other, and that makes insecure men on the internet really really mad.
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Inteligent Idiot@IntlligentIdiot·
@LucasSa56947288 This is why we say America lives in two different realities. Everything he just described is accurate, but should be flipped. The left and the world sees that, but the right refuses to. It says depressing as it is infuriating, because there's no reasoning with them.
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Lucas Sanders 👊🏽🔥🇺🇸
Lucas Sanders 👊🏽🔥🇺🇸@LucasSa56947288·
Chuck Norris: "I used to be a Democrat, but unfortunately the Democrats went too far to the left... and lost all reality of what America stood for."
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Inteligent Idiot@IntlligentIdiot·
@CinemaTweets1 Snyder made Supes a dark brooding character. That's not Superman, that's Batman. Gunn made Supes a nice likable guy, and that's really all he needs. Clark Kent has been that for almost a century, and if you really have issue with that depiction of Supes, you never really knew him
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Cinema Tweets
Cinema Tweets@CinemaTweets1·
Man of Steel is better than James Gunn’s Superman. Now that the dust has settled & enough time has passed, can’t we all just agree on that? Isn’t there enough division in the world? Shouldn’t there be one thing we can unite over? Zack Snyder did Superman better than James Gunn.
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Inteligent Idiot@IntlligentIdiot·
@Geniustechw I think they're klansmen who turned in their white hoods for a different uniform.
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Genius Tech
Genius Tech@Geniustechw·
What's the FIRST thing that comes to mind when you see this? 👀
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U.S. Department of Labor
One Homeland. One People. One Heritage. Remember who you are, American.
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Brian Baez
Brian Baez@MentallyDivine·
IT ONLY TOOK ZOHRAN 8 DAYS AS MAYOR TO DELIVER ONE OF HIS TOP 3 CAMPAIGN PROMISES: FREE UNIVERSAL CHILDCARE!!!
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Inteligent Idiot@IntlligentIdiot·
@niy2pretty I find it funny because reading subtitles helped me learn to read fast.
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Thomas D. Homan
Thomas D. Homan@RealTomHoman·
The incident in Minneapolis today is yet another tragic example of the results of the hateful rhetoric and violent attacks against the men and women of ICE and BP. These brave men and women are forced to conduct law enforcement operations in heightened threat environments every day. Like all Americans, our officers have a right to self defense.
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