🧢Agent CAP🧢 Miraculous Comeback Arc

The best time of my life was when I was fulfilled with prayer daily. My days felt light and easy. The restful nights were the best. No longer tormented by anxiety. I need to return to that mode of life.

@KrystleHopeful1 😂

@IsThatCap Dude it was sooooo bad

Puppy farts are awful

@KrystleHopeful1 A modern term used to describe someone who is authentic, confident, and unapologetically themselves.

@IsThatCap I'm an old white lady idk what the means

Found this little guy for 2 bucks 💜 starting to do what makes me happy

@KrystleHopeful1 😂

@IsThatCap I'll get my guy to translate it in a moment and then I'll vote 😂

Which sounds better?

@KrystleHopeful1 Wow...a filtered variation 😂

@IsThatCap It says no bad words... is the internet broken?

@KrystleHopeful1 Where you get this gif 😂🤣😂

Don't like my post

@KrystleHopeful1 The Spanish one is way more vulgar but yes same statement

@IsThatCap Does one translate to the other?

@MAGAMAHACindy Yes men do. XY

Help!! My husband and I were talking and he said that he thought men actually follow directions better than the women. They may not ask right away but they do a better job of following them. We decided to make a bet. If you are a woman please respond with an XX. If you are a man reply with an XY. If you are not sure, fuck off. 😏😏

@ForgiatoBlow47 Niggas be ashy AF that's the difference 😂

True Of False

@CieloBonit It's the stupidest concept. It's to protect their chair from germs 😂

Do they really think that thin piece of paper protects us from germs?

@Real___iTamara No dad in the picture...

What the fuck is wrong with people???

@soulwhisper85 Could you run slow in your new shoes?

Not a single person asked me if I could run fast in my new shoes today. 😢

@soulwhisper85 1. PTO 2. 401k 3. Health Insurance

My boss asked me to name 3 things I like about my job Me 1. payday 2. lunch time 3 . clocking out

@wisdomXplorer The only zodiac I believe in

Do you actually believe in zodiac signs?

@poemsforcheetos 4 eva eva

Got a new tattoo

@Hunter_Eagleman 😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣

@IsThatCap 🤣🤣🤣

“Where am I?” 🤣

@Rally__vincent It has to go way down first

Bitcoin is the only thing im putting worthless fiat in right now. People have no idea how high bitcoin can go. Its perfection.

@diana_dukic @EPavlic @elonmusk Boot licker....Everything is not fine 😂 Honest criticism has value. Boot licking is empty calories.

@EPavlic @elonmusk Honest criticism fixes things; licking boots doesn't.

Went from scrolling 24/7 to not even wanting to log in. X just hasn’t been hitting the same lately.