JB🧨

Red Sox in their first 9 games this season - 2-7 (worst record in MLB) - 27th in runs scored - 6th in strikeouts offensively - 23rd in ERA - 3rd-most HR allowed

I just saw a commercial for American Idol and I’m amazed people still watch that tired shit. Hey, look, the ugly guy can sing! So can the fat bitch! The redneck guy is going to Hollywood! Ryan Seacrest is 79 years old out there pretending he gives a flying fuck about any of it.

Red Sox start the season 2-7. Fans: "Sell the team, sell the team!"

That’s 7 ER over 8.1 IP for Ranger Suarez, he really has to figure it out.

@UnderdogMLB Watch him no hit these bums

Walker Buehler, who was released by the Red Sox last season, is set to face them on Sunday. Buehler with the Red Sox: 22 Starts 5.45 ERA 1.56 WHIP

The Red Sox really traded James Tibbs for two months of Dustin freaking May.

@VinnysCorner1 Nico

Without saying Dirk Nowitzki, Luka Doncic, Jason Kidd, Cooper Flagg or Rolando Blackman, name a Maverick….

Renato Moicano: This Apex card was fucking shit. Dana White, don't listen to that. But, you're having Moicano as a main event in fucking Apex. Are you kidding me? And who is fucking Chris Duncan, brother? That fight doesn't add to my career. Doesn't add to my YouTube. I think it should be a fight that I can promote like Ortega, like Paddy Pimblett, like Dan Hooker. Maybe Benoit Saint Denis. Somebody that the fans know...It's not about winning and losing, it's about getting the most hype. People talking about you because this is the business.

@VinnysCorner1 Duran should be ranked higher

Is this the Top 10 Boxers of the 1980’s??

4/4 #MLB #NoPlaceLikeHere -105 #DNMW -RL (+135) #DirtyWater -140 #ATOBTTR +125 #FountainsUp -105 (GM2)

@VinnysCorner1 Jayson Bay

Name a forgotten Red Sox player….

Don Orsillo on returning to Boston: “Here we sit, 11 years later, and I’m walking around [Thursday] by the Pru, and people are still coming up to me to say hello and wish me well… That people remember me and Jerry [Remy, the Red Sox’ primary color analyst and partner in hijinks during Orsillo’s tenure] so fondly is very humbling.”

THE BOSTON RED SOX HAVE WON A GAME

Celebrating the 1986 Red Sox forty years later ⚾️ ❤️ The full ceremony, for your viewing pleasure ✨

Josh Allen is the greatest flop artist of all time. NFL fans have made a full minute of Bills QB Josh Allen "flopping" after getting looked at by defensive players and suddenly falling to the ground. We've never seen anything like this… 😳😳😳

Series or miniseries that deserve the rating of 'masterpiece'. I'll start:

@SleeperNFL @BoltUpYo @SleeperTitanUp @SleeperRavenss @SleeperDetroit @HonoluluBlues_ AP

One’s gotta go…

@ChrisCotillo Tommy John

Johan Oviedo is likely going to see Dr. Meister to compare MRIs and see if they can explain what’s going on. Obviously, the velocity drop is concerning.

How we're lining up for the home opener!