Tanka Jahari

getting bloodwork done at crumbl cookie

history was made here

had brunch plans this morning until a bus crashed into the restaurant

JUST IN: Delta Air Lines begins cancelling certain seasonal routes, citing the Iran oil crisis.

they should make a grindr but for cuddling

Was George Orwell talking about the Epstein “hoax” when he wrote, “The party told you to reject the evidence of your eyes and ears. It was their final, most essential command.”

eu analisando a letra da música pra ver se cabe no meu trauma

One thing ab a urinal is im peeking over

dumped by a guy I was having second thoughts on

One day you sucking the nut out his dick the next day yall don’t talk.. life is crazy😩

When he pulls his boxers down & that thang bounce out like it's on hydraulics😌

Life is a zero-sum game.

Fun fact, for all the fake-ass "conservatives" who pretend to give a shit about "the law": Donald Trump is a war criminal who, according to 18 USC § 2441, is subject to the death penalty. (So is Hegseth, and plenty of others.)

Gas so damn high you can’t even take a night drive to clear your mind no more 😭

People under 30 might not remember that we could go weeks without hearing from or thinking about the President of the United States.

you can pry my oxford comma from my cold dead hands i’m so fucking serious

In two days, Christian Nationalists will celebrate the resurrection of a man they would deport

This is crazier than that first inning

First they came for the em dash and I did not speak out. Then they came for the Oxford comma…

nobody: me drunk as hell messaging everybody: