Vice President Jon Springer
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Vice President Jon Springer
@JSpringer_GTA
Former Governor of San Andreas, 58th POTUS and previously Sheriff of Blaine County, SA. The people's Vice President.| Satire
Washington, DC انضم Eylül 2023
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@CosmicMillerSA Last time it happened it was when I was VP last time and I ordered a box of condoms. Yes, I had to re-order them.
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@JSpringer_GTA They do that to you as well? I ordered a tie and the box had a casing in it from them shooting it thinking it was a bomb
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@defledhead It's possible, but hopefully avoidable.
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Having worked with Alfred in the past, I can definitely say that he's the kind of man to get things done cleanly and efficiently.
AmbiguX Halcyon@AmbiguXGTA
We are pleased to announce that former Vice President and Governor Alfred Skiterrly @ASkiterrlyGTA is our new CFO and we are looking forward to working with him and achieving aggressive global goals.
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@defledhead @CosmicMillerSA @PresidentFiore I just want to go on record saying that I don't plan to do that unless exigent circumstances require me to.
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@CosmicMillerSA @JSpringer_GTA @PresidentFiore Jon can have an unlimited number of terms as President by completing someone else’s term. Little known US Constitution fact.
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I will be making Washington my home once again for the next several months. What I'll be doing... I'll let @PresidentFiore announce that.
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@JSpringer_GTA @PresidentFiore Has our VP returned again 👀
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@defledhead @PresidentFiore I still get those reports.
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@JSpringer_GTA @PresidentFiore It’s totally unrelated to the intelligence agencies.
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@defledhead @jshep_gta Sometimes they don't think it be like it is but it do
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@JSpringer_GTA @jshep_gta that's why he was really nervous around me for a long time
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I'm very bored, so now I'm using open source tools to force an old Fruit desktop to run a newer version of its OS. I blame @defledhead for this.
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