Dynamite Diepkloof Dude 🇿🇦🇬🇧

@Tovera15 @PhilMphela I don’t think he ever denied that. He just said he won’t carry a thief’s surname and he’s entitled to do that. So what’s actually bothering you with that?

@PhilMphela Every story has two sides and many things happen when lovers separate/divorce that children are never told. FYI the sex of the male child is determined ONLY by the father,you are your father’s son and nothing you can do or say can change this.

My father stole the money from the "benefits" paid out after my mom's death. Didn't fight him. Left the village, came to Jozi to build a life and vowed to be "somebody". I dropped his surname from my name and took my mom's maiden name so that he wouldn't have any ties to me.

@RamThando @PhilMphela Where was that pride and glory when a 4yr old boy was abandoned and left to fend for himself in this cruel world? You think it’s ok to hurt people then blackmail them into forgiving you? Niyawuthetha umnqundu nina

@PhilMphela Nina nizifakela nje amashwa unnecessary, your father's name carries your ancestors pride and glory. You didn't have to teach him a lesson by spiting your face.

TOGOLIANS DON'T WANT TO RENT THEIR HOUSE TO IGBOS ANYMORE Are they protesting against Igbos and their behaviours in TOGO too? Wow An Igbo man in Togo explains why Togolese people don't want to have anything to do with Igbos in Togo because of their bad behaviours Igbo behaviours are affecting other Nigerians outside Nigeria

@_Bongekile_ I’m not sure how to say this but uhm… that’s… that’s pretty offensive 😂😂😂 so please don’t make that mistake again

I need to cofess😭😭😂😂I always confuse Diepkloof and Diepsloot😂

Drafting agreements is probably one thing I like the least about my gig. Because having to anticipate and manage that much risk is not fun at all

@WheelsnToys Ngiyakuzwa Golide

Pep is going to open a bank & eat up whatever was left of the South African Post office market All because Comrades wanted to appease racists Fuck your government and all its friends Msunu ka everybody for real

Of course the sun decides to shine so brightly after I’ve already left the house in a black turtleneck

@msihlez4456 With the white kitchen appliances from 1998 😭

Durban Airbnb’s 💔💔💔

@DevilRedManu @Ramaesela2011 He had all the time to tell his story when the child was still alive. So no, he’s not the victim you’re making him out to be.

@Ramaesela2011 All of this is from women's perspective I just want to hear the brother out. Let him tell the story from his side

This deadbeat decided to send money after being absent for 3 years. The baby mama sent it back and told him they don't need it anymore and blocked him. The guy went to her house to see the child...that's when he found out the child died a year ago.

@Reginald_Kgosi @Bokang_BigSis I used the “wrong” shoes earlier this year and ended up with an injury. That being said, I agree that the “right” running shoes don’t always have to cost an arm and a leg

@Bokang_BigSis 🤣 we use legs to run, out on your All Star and keep it moving.

Nywe nywe running is free 😩😩😩

u can literally come back from anything

@MuloiwaThendo @Dr_Nipho_Mkhize The rain said “hold my beer”.

Whatever you do today, make sure you don't find yourself anywhere around Rosebank through Melrose Arch after 3pm. The traffic is going to be horrendous, worst of the worst because of JP Morgan Corporate Challenge.

ADHDer's dream job: Being a Professional Idea Generator. Giving Unlimited ideas with absolutely no responsibility for implementation.

Going to my fav wine farm mid-week is exactly how I imagine my day-to-day life to be once I unshackle life from being a corporate gent.

I’m truly a big back at heart, bc why am I craving a spaghetti bolognaise and a large glass of Merlot at 09:41?

@lee_Duruwe_ Half-awake. Stuck in traffic. In an Uber. Listening to UKhozi FM and a very chatty driver. Send help

I’m already at the office. 😂

@McFumbata @Zweli_Thixo Cries in Or**cle 😂😂😂

@Jabs1Time @Zweli_Thixo Timesheets were a nightmare last I remember… but hey, maybe they use Ai for them these days…

This building always makes me feel like I should have done Bcom something, accounting or Auditing something marn. The people in there look like they made all the right choices in life...

@McFumbata @Zweli_Thixo Cima 😭😭😭😭

@Zweli_Thixo Anyone gonna tell him? Anyone? Trainees? How’s those articles going?

@Mafundani2 @Zweli_Thixo Thethela phansi 😂🤣😂

@Zweli_Thixo Tower of terror🤣🤣kuyafiwa la

@_thebard1 @DjKit6 @Zweli_Thixo No it’s not - especially because they spend so much money on recruitment. And their big corporate clients are heavy on continuity Maybe I should do a thread about my experience working here….

@DjKit6 @Zweli_Thixo Keeping 90% of staff for less than 5 years is their business model either way. If people stayed, the business would collapse.