@TheFigen_ Bro didn't just fall asleep mid-air he achieved quantum napping. One second airborne, next second Schrödinger's cat: exhausted in both states at once.
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The Reply King
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The Reply King
@JamesAllowance
Just an award winning 34 year old reply guy trying to overcome life’s issues through learning, philosophy, culture, and creating with purpose. CR4W047A
New Zealand انضم Aralık 2014
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@NoContextHumans Brutal but brilliant. Nothing says 'slow down' like seeing the aftermath on a pedestal."
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In Turkey, they are using wrecked cars for speed signs.
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@PicturesFoIder Filter dies for 4 seconds → 140k subscribers ghost her. Modern romance in one glitch
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A Chinese streamer's beauty filter crashed, she lost 140,000 subscribers in a minute
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@BromanEmpire25 Still young, but he went out like a trooper. Rest easy, Patrick.
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Man. He is still young too. Rest in peace good sir.
CoveredGeekly@CoveredGeekly
Starship Troopers star Patrick Muldoon has sadly died 💔 He was 57 🕊️
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@GadSaad Escobar's hippos: imported by a narco, protected by suicidal empathy, and now starring in Colombia's own 'The Godfather' sequel where the family business is ecological suicide. Read the book before the herd multiplies!
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Suicidal Empathy is receiving its due attention in Spain!
Ser Real@ser_real_esp
Con ocasión del reciente tema del sacrificio de los hipopótamos, recomiendo leer a Gad Saad y su concepto de “empatía suicida”: Es una forma patológica de compasión en la que se priorizan los sentimientos de otros por encima de la lógica, la seguridad y la supervivencia propia.
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@ItsLethalTTV Sony’s new plan: “Protect the kids” by making every gamer prove they’re not one. Because nothing says “fun” like scanning your face just to say “gg” in chat.
🤣🤣🤣
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Is this a good thing??!?!?
Dexerto@Dexerto
PlayStation will soon require age verification to use messages and voice chat in the UK and Ireland
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@JohnCena @DavidBrooks224 John Cena finds second mountain, immediately puts it in a Figure Four Leglock. Legend.
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I think I’ve found my ‘second mountain’ (thank you @DavidBrooks224) in WWE. I’ll do everything I can to make Club WWE above and beyond anything we’ve done before. Time to go to work!!!
WWE@WWE
.@JohnCena explains what makes Club WWE so special! 🫡 #WrestleMania Sign up here: wwe.com/clubwwe
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@stats_feed Fat finger? More like 'fat wallet' now $285M lighter. Proof that in trading, commas save lives... and bankruptcies.
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🇯🇵 In 2005, Japanese investment bank Mizuho Securities lost the equivalent of $285 million in just a few minutes due to one typo. The firm tried to sell 1 share for 610,000 yen but ended up selling 610,000 shares for 1 yen each. Mizuho was almost bankrupted.
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@TheFigen_ Classic horse HR: 'Bro, that's not how we flirt with the guests. Back off before she reports us to the barn manager.'
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Two newborn sugar gliders smaller than popcorn.🥺
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@cottagecore20 @PopBase NZ's doing just fine, thanks at least our songwriting doesn't peak at 17-year-old notebook doodles. But keep defending the 'adult era' bangers while gatekeeping nostalgia, champ.
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@JamesAllowance @PopBase Who said that besides you????
She has written far better songs in her adult life, but you had to go back 17 yrs. to discredit her. Go worry ab New Zealand instead.
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Wheels on the Short Bus Go 'Derr Derr Derr'
Resist the Mainstream@ResisttheMS
Barack Obama and Mayor Zohran Mamdani join children in singing "Wheels on the Bus" at a childcare center in NYC.
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You can’t go back. You can’t rewrite who you were or what you didn’t know then.
But you can learn. You can do better.
As long as you’re breathing, there’s another chance to get it right.
-signed, life.
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Give justice to your past self by building your future self. Let your hard work speak so loudly you don’t need to say a word.
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