The Poster

@Five_Guys Is there anywhere I could get a FIVE GUYS hat? I've looked everywhere and found nothing.

@mrwtffacts literally me

In 2002, a 19-year-old British garbage man won nearly £10 million on the lottery. He spent it all on drugs, gambling, and prostitutes and 8 years later he was back working as a garbage man.

@MagnusVigso where do I apply the royal jelly

High vs low cortisolmaxxing:

@sneako aye... this lad is sound... the boggers, er I mean, the goyim have a common enemy... in the middle east and not anywhere else... haha...

It’s due time the far left and far right unite and focus on the common enemy Notice how nobody talks about ICE or trans people anymore These are divisive issues planted to keep the goyim bickering while they nuke the world Shut up about your isms already.

@ZohranKMamdani The mayor of New York performing advanced calculus before this post is made to determine that a hot beverage sleeve on a cold drink will result in maximum replies

nothing like it

@elonmusk Elon do you like my chib

@signulll Eventually they're going to start growing politicians in incubators and will keep them completely isolated because having a real person will be too much of a liability

politicians in their 40s right now have facebook posts from 2008 that are cringe as hell. if you give it another cycle or two & we’re gonna get senators with cringeposts, onlyfans adjacent content, & genuinely unhinged discord server activity. there is nothing really genuinely ephemeral online anymore.

my victorian era child just came out as dinergoth

@Walmart you just know those controllers were caked with grime and had the rubber ripped off of the analog sticks

real ones remember

@qualitylearnc Netanyahu here (yes it's actually me) I'm all good just chillin lol

Is Netanyahu really dead or is that just a meme

@Eric_Erins People on the 2045 internet are going pretend dinergoth was some kind of ubiquitous term that everybody knew about in the 2020s and will wear throwback dinercore clothes.

One of those moments where once there’s a name for it you can sort of point to it everywhere. Diner Goths. Hate to admit but I think that’s somewhat brilliant.

@DaudReaboi @ChromeBarracuda I think this is what is gearing up to happen. It's going to be funny watching the paleo cons and Levin, Loomer and Shaprio be on the Never Vance team next year.

@ChromeBarracuda I predict by mid 2027 he's going to start calling out Vance and endorsing Cruz this is around the time campaign donations begin

Mark Levin gearing up to denounce 90% of JD Vance's donors and associates (they are openly neo-fascists)

@Degen_CPA People are more psychologically driven to come to the office if they have a desk space they can make their own as opposed to hotdesking. The office employee yearns to fill their cube with pointless knick knacks.

@RichardStrocher legend... wait for it... dairy

My glow up should be studied: At 17 years old I was ignored, but just 2 years later I am the TOP Republican bachelor in the U.S. Women cannot stop looking at me ✅ Liberal women cant resist me✅ Black women flock to me✅ This is what a patriotic alpha male looks like 👇

@DisneyStudios refinement culture

Our 'ohana is back 💙 #LiloandStitch2 is coming to theaters May 26, 2028!

@Pixar refinement culture

Showtime❗️ #Incredibles3 is coming to theaters June 16, 2028

@blacknredtext @Epicartworks millenials saw mario eat magic mushrooms and laughed so hard they pissed and shidded in their pants

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Stop caring. That’s literally all you have to do. Just imagine this pepe every time you get mad, sad, anxious, jealous, etc