Joel Kuhnel’s Goatee

Scoring 1 run and leaving 14 runners on base is criminal and does not deserve to win many ballgames. I think what is more frustrating is that Wilson, Kurtz, Rooker, and Soderstrom combined to go 1-16 (plus 1 BB). This game shouldn’t have ever been in doubt. #Athletics

With all the hate he receives, Mark Leiter Jr. is very quietly pitching very well. In his last 5 (4.2 innings) appearances, MLJ has surrendered only 1 earned run on 5 hits to go along with 5 Ks. The two walks vs Chicago slightly inflate otherwise very strong numbers. #Athletics

This game is 100% on the offense. #Athletics

The Carlos Cortes DISRESPECT needs to stop ASAP @MarkKotsay. Let the man rake. #Athletics

Game Day baby!!! Let’s go #Athletics!!!

@DarthEnvy “I’m no cocksucker”

This questionnaire by Mickey Mantle describing how he got a blowj*b at Yankee stadium sold for $242k

@Athletics Caca!

Los locked in 🫡 Congrats to Carlos Cortes on being named AL Player of the Week!

@JJwinsBets @Rangers__Nation Love this for you.

@Rangers__Nation Thanks to yall for that btw

Trying to enjoy my night then I remembered the offense had the bases loaded with no outs in the 6th inning

@braz_timmy I’ve seen enough. Leave him in every day.

@JeffTalksAs Absolutely killing it curious to see if we make him an everyday starter . Has only hit lefties a couple times this year

I think it’s time to have a conversation about Carlos Cortes. #Athletics

@AJ_Oakland You out of pocket for this one lmao

Sorry babe, the Joel Kuhnel jersey stays on during sex. #Athletics

@jennycavnar @Athletics Honestly Jenny, we might not ever lose again.

fun to watch this @Athletics team on another winning road trip. The best part is they win games in a variety of ways and today the pitching all pitched in! Getting out of jams, stranding runners and holding a lead Carlos Cortes built w a 2 out triple in the first. Back to work!

I am not surprised at all by the early success of this team. We’ve let few games get away from us, but this team is competing at an extremely high level. Defense has been great. Pitching is proving the doubters wrong day by day, and the bats haven’t fully going yet. #Athletics

Another winnable game slips away. #Athletics

@SAMPSONITE25 @WizBetz @BsblrBets Incredible stuff.

@WizBetz @BsblrBets First 4 batters and that already lost haha wish Ida done that over

The BEST MLB Under of the Day⚾️📉 Nathan Eovaldi under 2.5 ER (-125 MGM / -125 HR / -126 DK | 1.25 units) ➡️ Rangers ML is fine as well Collab with @BsblrBets ✈️ We’re getting the Clash of the Titans today: Home Eovaldi vs Road Athletics. When the Athletics aren’t in their Mickey Mouse ballpark, their numbers drop drastically. They have the 5th-highest K% on the road, the 9th-worst wRC+, and the 4th-lowest BB%. 66% of pitchers have gone under 2.5 ER vs the Athletics at home, with over half giving up just 1 ER or less. Pitchers that have given up 3+ ER have included Logan Gilbert, Kodai Senga, and Jose Suarez. So not the best company. Eovaldi is NOT even close to those pitchers. After struggling vs the Phillies and Orioles to start the season, he’s back to his Ace ways. Evoaldi has 4 ER in the last 3 games combined with 17 strikeouts. His whiff% and xBA have plummeted in the last 3 games. Oh yeah, and he’s at home today. Eovaldi is under this line in 10/12 home games since 2025, with 5 games of 0 earned runs. In his last 13 innings vs the Athletics, he’s given up just 1 run and 9 hits. Several players on the As have been hitless vs. Eovaldi in the last 2 seasons, including Kurtz, Cortez, Butler, and Gelof.

@LVSports999 @athleticsfan_4 @AthleticsRants Seems like you might be a little anti semitic. Yikes.

@athleticsfan_4 @AthleticsRants Insane dick ridin

I NEVER GAVE UP ON YOU ZACK GELOF

@athleticsfan_4 😭😭😭

Fantastic effort from Sevy tonight. Don’t let this man pitch at Sutter Health Park ever again lmao. #Athletics

@RightOnRangers Update?

The #Athletics have seen this Nathan Eovaldi script before, and it usually ends badly. #texasrangers