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The Twins, who have still not sold out Friday's home opener, are selling tickets for $20 and begging fans to show up. They saw 36,783 last year (and then a 20,000 fan dip on Saturday). Tom Pohlad is getting a front row seat to the reality the franchise is dealing with.

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If Byron Buxton stays healthy, and Royce Lewis doesnt stink and his muscles stay attached to his bones, and Matt Wallner hits like a human instead of a moose, and Luke Keaschall's bones don't break, and Austin Martin plays like the top prospect he once was, and Brooks Lee can actually hit, and Ryan Jeffers isn't terrible at the plate, and Joe Ryan's back doesn't tighten up, and Mick Abel instantly becomes an All-Star, and Bailey Ober can hit 91 mph on the radar gun, and Taj Bradley is at least so-so, and Cole Sands turns into Eric Gagne, I think the Twins could be pretty good this season.

Seriously?!? @FillmoreMPLS 25 bucks for 1 high noon and no re entry at all. I will avoid your establishment as much as I possibly can. #Ripoff

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With four Grapefruit League games left, the Minnesota Twins have all but set their rotation: 1. Joe Ryan 2. Taj Bradley 3. Bailey Ober 4. Mick Abel 5. Simeon Woods Richardson

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This also would line Taj Bradley up to pitch the Minnesota Twins home opener on April 3rd against...his former team, the Tampa Bay Rays.

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NIL era has really turned things into haves and have nots. A 9/8 winner isn't really an upset. They falls are more pronounced, but chalk is more expected than ever.

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With Joe Ryan starting Opening Day for the Twins, he ends a streak of three-straight for Pablo Lopez. Ryan made an Opening Day start in 2022 for Minnesota. That lineup included: C - Jeffers 1B - Sano 2B - Polanco 3B - Urshela SS - Correa LF - Kirilloff CF - Buxton RF - Kepler DH - Sanchez

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Ryan Jeffers’ homerless spring is over.

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Joe Ryan’s last Grapefruit League start: 5.0 IP 3 H 1 R 1 ER 1 BB 2 K 59 pitches 41 strikes Final spring numbers: 12.0 IP 10 H 2 R 2 ER 4 BB 8 K

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Dan Altavilla is on for the Twins and looks like he’ll make the roster. Had a 2.48 ERA for the White Sox last year, but a 5.45 FIP and 21/15 K/BB.

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Three more Grapefruit League games for the Twins. 9 more cuts to make. Opening Day 🔜

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Please do America a favor Horned Frogs!

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Remember when the narrative was how much of a competitor McCarthy was? Could not be a worse look for him.

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What an unreal finish!

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This is going to have significant ripple effects across families, communities, and the sports world. An absolute beacon of light, family, futures, just so sad.