John Ternus (Parody)

For the past 25 years, I have had wonderful experiences with Apple, working collaboratively as Vice President and Hardware Engineering. I have made great friends and relationships with people such as Tim Cook and Steve Jobs, who are incredibly talented people. Today, I am delighted to announce that I will become Apple’s next CEO starting September 1st, and we cannot wait to bring you an exciting future ahead!! ⚡️ I am a parody account, not impersonating, but please feel to follow — on a genuine note, this is a new Era for apple, and Tim will be missed.

@liambrefberinn Why don’t you help us build the next version of iOS?

who the fuck is Jules bro

@jvepng Yess!!

the biggest iPhone glow up is when Apple got rid of the thick forehead and chin for an edge-to-edge display

@appleinsider 🫣🫣

What do you think of John Ternus as CEO of Apple? 👀

@WorkaholicDavid Me

What does this logo remind you of?

@zeedezigns Potentially for one more model! We might bring 17 Pro’s unibody design.

Will the base iPhone 18 maintain the same camera layout as the iPhone 17 and iPhone 16?

We can’t wait to bring this, and show the world!!

This is so cool, I have to admit. #apple style 🔥😍

@OldInternetFeel ICONIC

@zollotech This is cool

Apple just announced a new update to auto-renewable 12 month subscriptions. You can cancel at any time now to keep them from auto-renewing. You can also see payments made and remaining. It will work onion 26.4 and then iOS 26.5, iOS 26.5 and and iPad, Mac and Vision Pro in May.

@rsuyoy Jonny was iconic.

WE NEED JONNY IVE-STYLE DESIGN VIDEOS BUT FOR SOFTWARE

@shutupraster We’re wishing you a happy birthday!!

guys its my birthday tomorrow

@xareg09 🤝

Hope you’ll read it @JohmTemus

@Kappaemme1926 @emanueledpt @SharmaKarma1028 @tim_cook No it’s not 😭

@emanueledpt @SharmaKarma1028 @tim_cook @JohmTemus

Did anyone here switch from Claude Code to Codex? Feels like a lot of people are making that move lately.

@dooglelmao @theapplehub We’re not commenting other than the fact, you’re using an iOS 18 wallpaper. It’s outdated!! Change it!!

Lol BugOS 26

@_prophet_futu We’re glad you like it.

Apple’s incorporation of color-infused Matt glass into their products is one of their most remarkable achievements.

@Saad_Ism_ We’re trying our best.

Really hope John Ternus can tern software quality around at Apple.

@theapplehub We can’t wait to bring you this.

These are the rumored features coming to the AirPods Pro 4 coming later this year 🔥

@9to5mac @iryantldr We love it

John Ternus explains what he thinks of Apple Vision Pro 9to5mac.com/2026/04/23/joh… by @iryantldr

I’m curious, what’s your battery health on your iPhone? Let me know 👇🏻

@1xChucky @MacRumors The rumours are saying base iPhone 18, not Pro models!!

@JohmTemus @MacRumors Apple literally downgraded iPhone 18 series lol. I think they over did it and had to nerf some stuffs, it’s all over the news

Latest iPhone 18 Pro Max Dummies Suggest Thicker Camera Plateau, More Protruding Lenses macrumors.com/2026/04/23/iph…