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Jon Conley

@Jonathan_Conley

Proud Satirist Against Satire 'Rights Extremist'

Seattle, WA انضم Temmuz 2008
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Jon Conley@Jonathan_Conley·
But it was all right, everything was all right, the struggle was finished. He had won the victory over himself. He loved Big Brother.
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>When they say "Saran Wrap"
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@WeaponOutfitter @LillianneMoo WMAF Representative, here. Can verify. Certain Asian countries - especially Japan - produce quality people; many of whom I would gladly trade for some of the Problem Boys we have in America. If only Japan had legalized civilian firearm ownership, I would relocate to Hokkaido.
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WeaponOutfitters.com@WeaponOutfitter·
The perfect embodiment of the US-Japan cultural alliance and exchange
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Bro Team Pill@BroTeamPills·
@jifferey the ones that read your donation messages like? What would the ideal system be like?
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Bro Team Pill@BroTeamPills·
As a streamer, what's the part of your streaming software or alerts/donation systems that bothers you the most? Thinking of making a streaming program/donations service without all the bloat of Streamlabs
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Jon Conley@Jonathan_Conley·
@tjbierschbach @GamesNosh It's mostly that you don't know what else goes into bagged and frozen eggs. The freshly cracked and fried disc egg is obviously far superior. Reject Goyslop. Embrace Fresh Egg! I'd rather return to things taking an extra few minutes and being better, but I know why they don't.
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@Jonathan_Conley @GamesNosh So if you scramble a bunch of eggs and put them in a container, and use them later they somehow become worse? I could be wrong on the biscuit thing, but the volume of sandwiches couldn't support it. They used to do it weekends only but went over to frozen after I started.
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I finally know what freedom tastes like. Though I did notice the UK version does the egg differently. In the US it's this scrambled and folded thing whereas ours is the classic fried egg x.com/Jonathan_Conle…
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@GamesNosh The Sausage Egg and Cheese McGriddle is peak American FatBrain™ Engineering. Perhaps our greatest breakfast sandwich as a species. I'm glad you were able to experience a taste of freedom. Just don't become like Singapore, where pork is not served to appease Muslims.

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Jon Conley@Jonathan_Conley·
@tjbierschbach @GamesNosh Bagged eggs are an abomination! Many locations make scratch biscuits. I'm not sure of the franchising options and requirements for that (and policies change over time), but the guy I linked to does at his location. I typically just make copycat versions at home, anyway.
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Jon Conley@Jonathan_Conley·
@Rattapoom_K That's great. Mine has CKD, but has made an impossible "recovery" from a death sentence. Tons of medication, obsessive monitoring and fluids administration, and a full-time care routine. But I'd never give up on a family member. Feeding great raw food for life helped immensely.
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My cat has recovered from acute kidney failure and is now eating normally again. He lost a few hundred grams but still energetic.
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Jon Conley@Jonathan_Conley·
@GamesNosh The Sausage Egg and Cheese McGriddle is peak American FatBrain™ Engineering. Perhaps our greatest breakfast sandwich as a species. I'm glad you were able to experience a taste of freedom. Just don't become like Singapore, where pork is not served to appease Muslims.
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We Heart Seattle
We Heart Seattle@weheartseattle·
Illegal drug use, drug dealing, tenting, property damage and vandalism are allowed in Seattle’s Parks. The Feds? Not so much.
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Jon Conley@Jonathan_Conley·
@weheartseattle These people should all be forced into rehabilitation and reunification, or they go to prison, clean up trash, or get sent into cobalt mines to collect minerals for batteries. I think that's coming, slowly, as we see countries like El Salvador doing the same and succeeding.
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We Heart Seattle
We Heart Seattle@weheartseattle·
A Veteren and civic servant legend to Seattle, Al Rochester, best known for founding the 1962 World’s Fair has a podium and memorial in his honor. However today, tenting and drug use have vandalized this incredible picnic and view point of the Space Needle. The campers are service resistant and refuse to move. @SeattleCouncil can champion stiffer penalties for vandalizing city landmarks by evidence of camping in flower gardens and use of illegal drugs. @MayorofSeattle
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