Keanu Reeves nephew.

I just have to keep moving.

i grew up with autism so when teachers & parents talked to me i’d be making youtube poops out of them in my head because i have no respect

Ok

@VeeEmYou Immediately, sir. May I, however, suggest that the gentleman order dishes of better quality than "pizzacake"?

@DarkSalxm Vinegar. Because I’m a monster and I like soggy fries.

*KETCHUP DOESN’T EXIST* What you having with these??

@VoidAnus If I say anything I’ll have my brains blown out. If y’all say anything about it you’re labeled racist.

Wait until they find out about all the fentanyl and meth labs run by the Mexican cartels on first nations land. And the East African gangs that pick it up and distribute it.

@GadSaad I hope you fucking voted for this.

Following a very difficult meeting with my accountant, I just found out how much it is going to cost me in terms of an "exit tax" to leave Quebec and Canada. No human being in a free society should have their hard-earned money stolen in this manner. I'm genuinely numb. I'm speechless.

Euros realizing the US is cool af and Canada is a shit hole in the last week is absolutely hilarious

@moekaboobs Canadas best, we all pirates up here, son.

what even is this dude im crying

how it feels to be the only one in the friend group who still smokes weed

"Cartoon is just for kids" Yeah right.

I’m just a laughing joking numb-nut.

Do you want to die? No? Well, I know exactly what to do to save you.

My black son would not be anywhere near as violent as your black son

Ice cubes on our tongues because we like to keep it freezy

HOLY THE ANIMATION HERE THEY COOKED WITH THIS SEQUENCE