Retired Luke

teacher: today we will be completely removing our last names, as well as the 3rd, 4th, 5th, and 7th letters from our first names, and moving the first letter to the end kid named Thyroid Cancer:

lina they're touching the movies... LINA PLEASE!!!! THEY ARE TOUCHING THE MOVIES!!!!!!!

@mikemayer22 Vientos and it’s not open for debate

Immediate reaction: What player was the biggest disappointment in 2025 for the Mets?

@pants Where can I buy this print

@JamesPhl96 Walnut & 22nd?

They have these in Philadelphia but next to a sunco

Who's performance in a film should have won an Oscar but wasn't even considered for a nomination?

@aultimate …. Everything? 👀

@JustLukeRyan Email me everything

MLU stats database has been restored to my local machine. If anyone wants the data buy me a beer.

@hiimmax A taste

@JustLukeRyan You know I'm good for it

@hiimmax Beer

@JustLukeRyan Give me the lifetime Jake make-it-Rainwater statline

sebastian stan getting a nomination for the apprentice instead of a different man ..

Sebastian Stan won a Golden Globe for "A Different Man" and told Hollywood that "our ignorance and discomfort around disability and disfigurement has to end now." "We have to normalize it and continue to expose ourselves [and our children] to it. Encourage acceptance. One way we can do that is by continuing to champion stories that are inclusive.” Read more here: variety.com/2025/film/news…

Favorite movies of 2024 in no particular order: Dune 2 Love Lies Bleeding A Different Man Anora The Substance The Wild Robot Alien Romulus Fall Guy Furiosa Challengers

@nards_deli11 You have been your best self. Love you

Been through a lot of shit recently with work and family. Reflected back on this year a bit and realize what a crazy year it’s been. I’ve def not been my best self but I’m just trying my best and always will do that 🤟🏻

@marebear_pig @TheCinesthetic Buy this for me

@marebear_pig @tweetsbybob_ I’ve seen that one

There’s a snake in the Dodgers dugout? I thought Chase Utley retired??