Flaccid.exe

Forgot about this gem

“We should get a full sized dog that sits in the apartment and fucking barks all day”

him: "are you fucking stupid or something?" me:

@DetractorNEWS had a relaxing night tonight

This is hilarious. Engineers are competing who creates the worst Ul on Reddit. I think the winners are (thread)🧵 1/ Enter your phone number

country music but the country is spain and it’s actually a spanish island called ibiza and it’s actually house music

Phil is working overtime tonight. AFTER Fat Kat complains, will he tell her to eat shit out of his ass?

Community Notes just put this company out of business.

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These twins will make their Omega Strikers debut... TOMORROW

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She pogged all over my champ

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The New Fishtoy #fishtanklive #fishtankliveupdates @jetneptune_ @benwbush