Kassiuz

@SuperSisi youtube.com/watch?v=xnuDhF… The best starman theme in all of Mario

I need this mushroom

@lifeismizzy @honkiemethhead would have*. But yes, you're right.

@honkiemethhead I didnt wanna get kicked off LOL and by the time I realized that it would of been acceptable everyone hated me lol

If she would've had this much energy during the show she would've done the pedometer, got immunity, and WON the show. #fishtanklive

@luisjgomez Rochefort would be #1 dream host, but that's just a dream. Realistically I strongly suggest Tristan. Dude kills it everytime

We are still deciding on what we are going to do. For a while it’ll be just me and Jay. Likely rotate co hosts for a bit. If someone stands out and it becomes glaringly obvious we’d consider bringing them in full time. Jay and I have a great dynamic and are aligned comedically.

asking teachers to sign an old photo of themselves but it's a picture of hitler

there cannot be as many black queens as there claim to be. there are already 3 others in your apartment complex claiming to be The One. Are u the queen of ur toilet or something

PTO

@TJHitchings has Walker ever thought that maybe blocking half of Twitter might influence his impressions? 🤔

@spiritmousee @SuperSisi @Niftski Left and right at the same time is disabled in his emulator, so no he is not doing that. He has also posted videos of him speedrunning on an NES controller.

@SuperSisi @Niftski Keyboard is cheating. And original NES controller cant do certain things like press left and right at the same time. I wouldnt count this even though it's still impressive.

Super Mario Bros World speed run at 4 minutes and 54 seconds by @Niftski !

they somehow made golf more boring with an indoor simulator league

@StuartFeiner I WOULD GO GAY FOR STU AND THAT'S A FACT. RTR

SEX

i pissed in the shower 2 minutes before the plumbers arrived to fix our drains

@luisjgomez youtube.com/watch?v=B9cC2_…

I need new walk out music for the new tour! Last year was Pantera “I’m Broken”. Something that hits hard right from the start! Could be hip hop or metal! Give me Suggestions!

@Jerrythekid21 Why are you not using dark mode on Twitter, Jerry?

This is bad. This is really really bad.

@prier_ I'll try my darndnest

@Kassiuz hey u guys wanna come up to seattle next week right

@fishtankislive 80%

R’garding Season 3 webisodes.. sound off

do clits shrink in cold weather?

@pheenoh I'm laughing way harder than I should at this

The fire alarm has been pulled #AGDQ2026

@Mittenkiss Good lord

Wat up

@prier_ every fkin week!!!!

@Kassiuz it didnt need to be that stressful