Katie Fallon

"if we go to jail because you have the wrong ID...." overheard in our house while doing taxes @machalkotaco

@machalkotaco yes to all of these

Seven years later, Riley Curry might make you feel old 😅

Overheard while filing taxes with my husband at 8pm the night they are due: "One of us needs to keep this family out of jail"

@JohnBNash1 @VonWeasley @machalkotaco We will be having two kinds of easter egg hunts because we love our babies👀👀👀

@VonWeasley @KayFalloon10 @machalkotaco Check back next year. Benson in for a rude awakening.

Did @machalkotaco and I sign our dog up for an Easter egg hunt at doggy daycare this weekend? The answer is YES.

Why do I always feel the need to purchase another tubmler or water bottle?

The pack of KN95s that I purchased on December 21 was $21.75. I just went to reorder and they are now $42.99. We're going to be in this panini forever.

Put your phone number on your resume. That's it. That's the tweet.

Is Dodgeball a sequel to Heavyweights? @RedHourBen

@JohnBNash1 idk @machalkotaco how are you feeeling?

@KayFalloon10 Husband?

Not sure who is more depressed about returning to work today: me or my dog

Covid is taking .05 steps forward and 7,000,000 steps back

Would be cool to wake up one day and there’s just a huge, new, unexpected bit of incredibly good news.

Me: I have a headache. WebMD: and it will be your last.

Where TF was the confetti and balloons when Steph broke the record??

The biggest lie you will ever tell yourself is that you don't need a basket or cart at Trader Joes

@VonWeasley @machalkotaco Help bring the costs down ya know??

@VonWeasley @machalkotaco I also recommend winning next time..... @machalkotaco

You know who are the biggest Grinches during the holiday season? AIRLINES.