Diane Faith

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I keep hearing from followers who thought I stopped posting on @X If you can see this post please place a blue dot like this 🔵 as a reply. Technically I should have 40k dots appear but I expect to see maybe at best 10 dots.

@gggl0rgiggles @StanleyRoberts That didn’t work for me, but I found a technique that did 😀

Someone needs to teach her the side scissors technique. Makes it so much easier. You approach the wall from the side, grab the top of the wall with both arms, swing your left leg up the side of the wall, then scissor up your right leg to get your foot on top of the wall and roll over.

The sweetest victories are the ones you've worked hardest for! If it comes too easily, you'll never truly cherish it. #Dedication

Such great advice! Every time I hear this story I feel sad because you are brilliant and deserve to be credited for your hard work. ❤️❤️

@StanleyRoberts @kron4news So handsome 😍

Nope this is not a #deepfake I’m really at @kron4news for a worthy cause. #table4all I will be answering calls beginning at 5pm.

@StanleyRoberts @HouseOfPrimeRib One of our favorite restaurants! And I remember those pocket dials 😂 Rest in peace Joe ❤️🙏🏾

Rest in peace Joe! Every now and then, I'd receive a call from Joe Betz sometimes it was simply a pocket dial that would lead to laughter. From time to time when I find myself dining at @HouseOfPrimeRib, the sommelier would graciously present a bottle of wine, saying it was a gift from Mr. Betz. Joe truly exemplified class in every interaction!

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@StanleyRoberts @SutterHealth @TheStrokeAssoc I love you so much ❤️❤️🙏🏾

10 years ago today I had a major stroke. I was going to be airlifted to Stanford Medical Center but a doctor at @SutterHealth in Burlingame administered a tPA. I was told there was a 3% chance I could die instantly, but I still gave a thumbs up for the shot. Important to note, you have to get the shot in the first few hours for it to work.

@StanleyRoberts Why?!?! 🥴

Since #Christmas seems to be showing up sooner than usual I think in an effort to save money. I present #Thallowistmas

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A perfectly placed shot! 🤪🤪🤪🤪

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@StanleyRoberts It’s an immature money tree, though, as it’s only producing singles. You’ll have to wait at least 20 years until it starts producing twenties. However, most money trees don’t make it to that stage because people get impatient and de-leafing kills the tree.

Your whole life has been a lie! Money does grow on trees 🌲 It’s just picked before you wake up!

@StanleyRoberts @insta360 You’re welcome sexa Beeb ❤️

Thank you @Keep_DFaith for this wonderful @insta360.

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Remember when you could take selfies with a 📞 landline! Oh wait!

@StanleyRoberts Accept all of it 😍😍😍

I have an update to my Terms and Conditions: The "Stanley Roberts Journey" Edition Hello, #TeamStanley! You’ve reached the legendary terms and conditions of our journey together. Buckle up; it’s going to be a wild ride filled with laughs, wisdom, and maybe a few dad jokes! 1. Acceptance of Terms: By joining this epic journey, you’re agreeing to our terms, which are as important as remembering to pack snacks. If you disagree, you might as well hop on a different bus because this one is leaving! 2. Changes to Terms: Like every great plot twist in my journey, these terms might change unexpectedly. If you find yourself confused, just remember: it’s all part of the adventure! We might even announce the changes with an interpretive dance. 3. User Responsibilities: You promise to share only positive vibes and avoid any negative energy. If you bring drama, we’ll send you to the “Time-Out Corner” for a serious reflection (and maybe a snack break). 4. Intellectual Property: All the stories, wisdom, and legendary quotes shared here are as original as my favorite pair of sunglasses. If you try to take them for your own, I’ll unleash a horde of squirrels to chase you down. And trust me, they’re trained! 5. Limitation of Liability: If you trip over your own feet while laughing at my misadventures, I’m not liable! But I will offer you a virtual high-five and a playlist of my most embarrassing moments to cheer you up. 6. Termination: If you’re caught using our services while trying to balance on one leg and recite Shakespeare, we may have to part ways. Just know that I’ll be rooting for your balance skills from afar! 7. Governing Law: These terms are governed by the laws of the land where the best food trucks gather. If you’re in a food desert, we highly recommend a road trip! 8. Contact Us: If you have questions, comments, or just want to share a funny story from your own journey, reach out! I love hearing about the wild adventures that life throws you.

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@StanleyRoberts You ok?

Three, six, nine, the goose drank wine 🍷 The monkey chewed tobacco on the streetcar line The line broke, the monkey got choked And they all went to heaven in a little row-boat.

Dear Friends and Community, I'm reaching out to you with a heavy heart following an unexpected journey to Georgia from San Francisco. My beloved sister, Sharyel Marie Perry, has tragically passed away, leaving our family in a state of profound loss and with unforeseen expenses. This trip was not just emotionally taxing but has also come with significant financial implications. The costs associated with last-minute travel, memorial arrangements, and other necessary expenses have put an unexpected strain on our resources. Here's how your support can help: Travel Costs: The round trip from San Francisco to Georgia was not planned and has left us with considerable airfare and transportation expenses. Memorial Services: Honoring Sharyel in the way she deserves (She has insurance but not at a level to support all the costs involved) for memorial services, which include funeral arrangements, a venue, and a celebration of her life that reflects her vibrant spirit. Accommodation: Staying in Georgia for the necessary duration to handle all arrangements and be with family has led to additional lodging, meal expenses, and rental car costs. Your generosity can ease this burden during this difficult time. Any donation, no matter the size, would be immensely appreciated and would go directly towards covering these expenses: $25** can help with a day's worth of meals for the family during our stay. $100 could assist in covering part of the accommodation costs. $200 or more would make a significant impact on travel expenses or contribute to memorial services. If you're able, please consider donating through links provided below. Your support would not only help financially but also provide comfort, knowing that our community stands with us in this time of grief. Thank you for your kindness, your support, and for helping us give Sharyel the farewell she truly deserves. With heartfelt gratitude, Stanley Roberts P.S. For those who wish to contribute in other ways, your prayers, thoughts, and sharing this message are also deeply appreciated.

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@StanleyRoberts @grok Hot!!!! 😍

I asked @grok which fictional character might I be and here’s the response: Based on your interests and online presence, you might be akin to **Clark Kent** from Superman. Like Clark, you have a public persona that engages with the community, often highlighting truths or shedding light on overlooked stories, much like a journalist or a truth-seeker. You also seem to have a knack for humor and engaging with people, reflecting Clark's more human, approachable side when he's not Superman.

@irememberpunk @StanleyRoberts And who told you that, the family?

@StanleyRoberts It wasn’t on mainstream media because HIS FAMILY did not want the news out yet. But you ignored their wishes for fake internet points

If you’re going to come at me, at least make it so I can respond. I don’t care who posted first. I just care that I was called a liar because it wasn’t on mainstream media. The same mainstream media that people say they don’t trust. You simply can’t have your cake and eat it too.