Kinky Contango

@unredacted_org I love purple cables over black infrastructure.

We're laying the wiring for anti-censorship infrastructure

Metalpocalypse.

$STRC volatility has reached an all-time low of 1.5%, driving its Sharpe Ratio to an all-time high of 5.37—setting a new standard for risk-adjusted performance.

BREAKING: S&P DOW JONES INDICES LICENSES S&P 500® TO TRADE[XYZ] FOR PERPETUAL CONTRACTS ON HYPERLIQUID SOURCE: press.spglobal.com/2026-03-18-S-P…

Today marks a new chapter for U.S. banking. The Cari Network, developed alongside five regional banks, is building a new platform to bring tokenized deposits onchain. Secure. Private. Within the regulatory perimeter. Powered by ZKsync’s Prividium.

$STRC raised $1.18B through its ATM last week, 3x its previous best. The green bars keep getting larger and more frequent.

At this rate, $MSTR will surpass $IBIT next week.

Notice how Strategy sold just enough $STRC to reach $10B total pref outstanding.

@vista8 Bravo

如果你买了罗技的高端鼠标（如MX Master等）。 结果发现要用它的全部功能，必须装一个叫 Logitech Options+ 的SB软件。 这软件要联网，要账号，还会在后台偷偷收集数据。 有个叫 TomBadash 的程序员受够了。 他开发了一个叫 Mouser 的开源工具，用来替代罗技官方程序。 开源地址见评论

3rd month out of the last 4 that the US' biggest export has been gold. Only time that's happened in at least 20 years (& probably ever.) US is de facto net settling a portion of trade its trade deficit in gold.

@SecDuffy Capacitor poped I bet.

UPDATE: The ground stop is over and operations have resumed. Firefighters from Fauquier County and Prince William County confirm there is no danger to air traffic controllers, and they are returning to the Potomac TRACON. The source of the strong odor was traced to a circuit board that overheated, and it was replaced. Thank you for your patience as we get flights up and running again @FAANews

@hkuppy This brings new meaning to weekend warrior.

Crazy shit happens when GLOBEX closes…🤣🤣

Got a look at our hydro-cooled containers after months of nonstop operation. This 10MW site runs 4 containers, 420 miners each. Stable temps, solid uptime, clean site. Big shoutout to the crew on-site. You can tell they take pride in how they run things.

🚨MAJOR UPDATE in the investigation of the deadly Indiana crash involving an ILLEGAL ALIEN TRUCKER who plowed his semi into a van, killing 4 Amish men🚨 @FMCSA’s investigation has tied FOUR ADDITIONAL CARRIERS to this crash and put ALL of them OUT OF SERVICE: ❌🚛 KG Line Group Inc  ❌🚛 Tutash Express 1 LLC ❌🚛 RPM Hauling  ❌🚛 Valcins Trucking LLC  And we’re not done yet.  A coordinated CHAMELEON CARRIER network - where operators change their names and DOT numbers to HIDE from law enforcement - is responsible for this horrific crash!  @USDOT will leave NO STONE UNTURNED until every bad actor is held RESPONSIBLE 🚫

@FirstSquawk More or less biblical than freezing Russia's bank reserves?

CME HAS WARNED THAT U.S. INTERVENTION IN OIL FUTURES WOULD BE A "BIBLICAL DISASTER," ACCORDING TO THE FINANCIAL TIMES.

Interview from 2002 of David Rockefeller, former Chairman of Chase Manhattan Bank, about his role in getting the Shah of Iran admitted to the United States, sparking the Iran Hostage Crisis.

🚨 TODAY: Alongside the @CFTC, we entered into an updated Memorandum of Understanding to guide future coordination between our two agencies.   This MOU will support lawful innovation, uphold market integrity, and promote investor and customer protection.   Link in the comments.

Top 5 IBIT options traded today (by volume and by notional) are all calls: