Knight 🏹

For the love of poetry, sarcasm, politics, education and sports, I stand knighted.

@boniface_jrn Nah Palm Oil

Ororo oooo Tonight ❤️

@jon_d_doe No be her fault o nah shayo 🤣

You and your boyfriend are having a conversation. Bf: I recall when I banged 3 girls at the same time, omo thank God I am a changed man. You: Your own is just 3? I fucked 5 men in one day 😂😂😂. Idiot.

Dear men, If you want to know your girlfriend's secrets, decieve her to get high. Then start teasing her and playing with her. You may even flash some cash on her face and give them to her. Then you start asking her some questions, stylishly. She'll sing like a Canary. End.

@jon_d_doe Make I go try this.

@afshineemrani So accurate 🤣

When you’re expelled from school but your dad is the Principal.

Before you come to any of my posts to spew gibberish or insult me, check your number of followers. If they're less than 10k, don't bother. You're not relevant. You need my attention but you don't deserve it. I need you to have over 10k followers, so I can disgrace you on front of the people that you gathered as an idiot. And I'll still block you after I disgrace you. And I'll not leave the post for too long, so you don't get your desired clout or impressions from it. Stupid mudafuckers. End.

@jon_d_doe No vex, Agba 🙌

@Elenabardyf We will work on that 🫣

There should be a law that forces men to marry the woman they impregnate

@jade242002 Guys, Una don hear?

As a guy,you should say sth like "CICOAEYPTYC" 😪

My skill of rolling is unmatched, I'm an expert when it comes to weed 😎

@Delaw002 Easy, You are rolling air!

@WealthNazzy No be every time you dey say yes ma or yes sir. Let them feel it 🔥

Sometimes you need to off this good personality make them know say na respect you dae respect them no be fear.

As a man thinketh, so is he. I have been thinking about being a BILLIONAIRE in dollars but I am still NOT. Una don change the quote abi wetin dey occur🤷‍♂️

The better sounds are for 30BG, The fun, deal and paparazzi thereof, For Davido hath causeth the sound To ascend unto Holy Ground. Jowo, go ye; cleanse thou thine ears with the authentic sound of David, And be thou delivered from The mixed sound of Machala For 30BG shall build, And ye shall Stand Strong. He that hath ears to hear, let him listen to Davido.

Once you jst like my post, ur own don be coz I wan follow u straight up engage all ur tweets ASAP No time to dey form familiarity Engagements dey cry for here

@RM122194 Abeg give ham handkerchief o make e for see road wella.

As a man, between hookups and relationships, which one takes more money from you?

@Elenabardyf Relationship o

@Amy_beke Like Anthony Joshua 🫣

if a guy wants you, he will fight for you.

Your soundtrack can be changed by weed but it won't write your story for you.