Kyle Dimetri

@sexyshoewhale @M3SSIMP fyi, i have it bookmarked ......just in case.

@M3SSIMP This tweet would age badly though so I don’t want it to happen

Bayern should win the UCL cause nobody gaf when they do

@iMiaSanMia good, how's it working out for them? we are still in 3 competitions. and their refusal made us look for much better plyers than what they have.

Bundesliga clubs are increasingly reluctant to let their top players join FC Bayern and are trying to keep them away from Munich. Most recently, Borussia Dortmund have explicitly excluded Bayern from the list of clubs to which Nico Schlotterbeck's release clause would apply. Last summer also provided further examples with Leverkusen and Stuttgart fighting tooth and nail to prevent Florian Wirtz and Nick Woltemade respectively from joining Bayern. On the one hand, Bundesliga clubs want to avoid further strengthening Bayern and increasing the gap to them - on the other hand, the huge financial resources in England mean that German clubs can command exorbitant fees for their players and sell them to the Premier League instead. The players now also accept that their clubs are actively hindering their chances of joining Bayern. This has led Bayern bosses to rethink some aspects of their strategy. The club's transfer policy is no longer heavily focused on German international players in the Bundesliga, but is shifting more towards international stars like Luis Díaz and promising talents from abroad [@StefanKumberger, @SPORT1]

@theberneese PLEASE stay home! Us Bayern fans will be enough. A beg

I went to Bernabéu, Real Madrid lost I went Camp Nou, Barca lost I went to Metropolitano, Atlético Madrid lost Everything indicates I shouldn’t go to the Allianz Arena today

@iMiaSanMia @elchiringuitotv Anything to win. I am that shameless

Fireworks near Real Madrid's hotel in Munich in the early morning hours. The Spanish club's security is looking for the people behind that 🎥 @elchiringuitotv

@theberneese Thank you for the jinx. Couldnt do it without you.

We can’t be this unlucky man

@theberneese 👌🏾👌🏾✊🏾✊🏾

We are so cooked

@theberneese What timeline am I living in that Barca and Madrid fans are both complaining about referees in the same year 😂😂

Best Atletico player in the first half

@Europeannewsbvb focus on keeping that second place seat warm

Bayern fans are scared he might start for them vs Madrid. Madrid fans are happy he might start vs them. Jamal Musial 25/26🕊️

@theberneese The jinx is on. the hate watch is officially back on

GOAAAAAAL FERRAN TORRES ITS HAPPENING😭❤️

@theberneese Atletico Madrid made me waste my faith in 24 minutes.

GOAAAAAAAAL FERRAN TORRES OMG IM CRYING😭😭😭😭

@theberneese Atletico winning 3-1 ( dont come back to roast me if i jinx them )

WE ARE AT THE METROPOLITANO

@iMiaSanMia thats all i needed to hear. i can sleep in peace tonight before the game tomorrow

• Can Gnabry play the full 90 minutes? Kompany: "Yes he can play 90 if he has to. He can play 120 if he has to. He's physically ready"

@iMiaSanMia nah we HAVE TO beat them just off this comment alone

• Vincent Kompany said many teams can tell stories of comebacks they made in the past, not just Real Madrid.. Arbeloa: "I don't know how many teams can say they won the Champions League 15 times"

@lastofcam The marriage isn’t valid till you have kids.

This is what being married with no kids looks like.

@doxmedont You don’t need to watch it either

rape scenes are absolutely unnecessary btw

@Look11shield Congrats, You just admitted to not knowing a good player when you see one

50m+ for an average backup player is not at all great btw

@kumxem “Women are not the only victims in the world” I agree predictive text

Misogyny check. Let your phone complete the sentence "Women are..."

@Kof_app @iMiaSanMia dont get me wrong, i would love for him to prove me wrong and yall clown me if he scores/assist to us winning cause I want the best fo Bayern to get past Madrid. But at this stage of the competition, play those in form, not by name. Mia san mia.

@KyleDimetr3 @iMiaSanMia I concur

Jamal Musiala could replace Serge Gnabry in the starting lineup against Real Madrid on Wednesday. Gnabry (knee problems) had a light session on the pitch yesterday - and depending on his recovery, Musiala is the first alternative to replace him in the #10 role behind Harry Kane on Wednesday [@mano_bonke, @kessler_philipp]

@iMiaSanMia BRING!!! I fkn love Gordon. He would fit our current playing style extremely well

Bayern want Anthony Gordon (25). The Englishman is currently the club's preferred candidate for the left wing as a back-up and competitor for Luis Díaz. Gordon has been informed. Concrete talks have already taken place. No contact between clubs yet. Newcastle want to keep Gordon [@Plettigoal]