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Soon I’ll have that little mermaid and the ocean will be mine.

In your dreams انضم Ağustos 2017
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A group of men is called a joke.
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If I broke into your place and grabbed what's under your bed, what would I get?
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The Bluey Cricket episode is just the best and I will always cry when it comes on.
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Why couldn’t it be global chilling? I have so many cute fall fits.
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I love how data centers are popping up all over the place and I’m drinking out of environmentally conscious straws that disintegrate in my hand to save the turtles like a fool.
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Fuck marry kill sounds like a game but it’s really just a blueprint on how to start and finish relationships.
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@jgibbjr @egyptian_neenan There’s one a city over from me! It’s pretty big too! 8 is almost outgrown it but I’m clinging to our last few months of it 😂
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“Your sacred space is where you find yourself again and again.” –Joseph Campbell
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Friend: we’d like a seat on the patio Me: it’s 700 degrees outside Her: I’m sure it will be fine Me: if I even feel a hint of a single sweat bead start to form in the crack of my a- Hostess: I’m with the blonde I’m the blonde
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You know, I love kids. I'll defend kids crying on airplanes and melting down in restaurants. I respect parents who are doing their best. But tonight at dinner, I encountered a toddler with a kazoo, and let me tell you, we all have limits.
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It gets worse when you have a child, because then you can’t just have a banana and a glass of wine for dinner. I mean you could, but you risk having your kid draw you eating a banana and a glass of wine for a school project like mine did.
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Do you ever get exhausted by food? Not the food itself, just the endless cycle of deciding what to eat, shopping for it, cooking it, and having to do it all over again every single freaking day.

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Commercials are like, maybe your kid is having mood swings because you’re not buying our $350 vitamins.
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I hate how mean girls ruin things for you. One of my ex friends loved bees and I also like bees but now if I buy anything bee themed all I think about is that dumb bitch. 💩
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''The Amish basically have no obesity, no infertility, no cancer, no diabetes, no metabolic syndrome. They’re having 10 plus kids and they’re incredibly happy.''
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