Lou Scott Keyes

Good morning, friends! Have you ever listened to Phillip Glass and thought "I like these textures, chords, and subtle variations. But why does it go on for 10-15 minutes?" If so, Vibes in G Major is for you. Listen and tell your friends.

Chuck Norris is well known for his incredible martial arts and movies. But I will always remember him for helping Average Joe's win. COPE AND SEETH, WHITE GOODMAN!!! RIP Chuck.

@retailrefugee Based.

Europe: We must resist American aggression. Trump: *blows up global supply chains* Europe: Orange is the new Black.

@tigerjvideo Been saying this for at least 2-3 years and people boo'd me.

Jack Dorsey would run Twitter (X) better than Elon Musk.

@cimmerian_v She sounds fun.

Wife won’t stop saying “Lawd dem rangz” and “get up, ser” What have I done

@scammyjenkins @MVMNTMartials Hmmm.... I will proceed with caution then.

@LS_Keyes @MVMNTMartials Highly addictive so maybe don’t if that’s your kind of personality 😂

A recreational drug that mimics the euphoria of waking up after a few drinks the night prior but not hungover. Music hits different. Can't help but move. Morning coffee brewed in God's personal kitchen. Nicotine reveals that which is hidden. Bliss and whismical.

@scammyjenkins @MVMNTMartials This is news to me....

@LS_Keyes @MVMNTMartials It’s called Kratom

@MVMNTMartials No way! Goddamn.

RIP to the legend Ill always remember watching the fight between him and Bruce Lee from The Way of the Dragon on YouTube, thinking that gods themselves were in mortal combat on my screen. Unforgettable. May he rest well in heaven

@_UGGGY Lol. Nice.

Can we all not agree that this is still Afroman’s biggest hit?

@simvandaele All myths are real.

Myth is a version of this (the collective consciousness as information storage), so is culture, and undoubtedly religion, the original politics to a certain degree. And books. With the internet, you have access to the stories of countless lives. And yet, we keep going in fucking circles, that's my great frustration. In a sense, the path is clear. What Plato's Laws is about: working from the bottom up in addressing the "monkey problem" as Stuart calls it. Fundamentally, laws is not a legal treatise, but about how to build a robust society. Moving through virtues -> values -> psychomythology -> culture -> religion > politics, not necessarily as an abstract hierarchy like this, but showing how they are interdependent and necessary. Especially since those are the psychotechnologies in their ecosystem that constrain and channel the monkey problem (human nature) Plato's entire framework is built from the bottom up as he understood that this is how the system is built. And even then he understood the nature of nested hierarchies and how Markov blankets communicate and this accounted for reducing the potential of corruption, dysfunction, and systemic entropy.

@KevinCotedge It's working as intended.

This app makes people nuts.

@Triarius7 Good morning, Big T!

@TURBOPOSSUM If she notices. Deflect and riposte. "Well you didn't either....da da da" Put her on the back foot.

She hasn’t said anything. Maybe she forgot too. If I avoid eye contact and don’t make any sudden movements, there might be a way out of this.

@Jaz_Mystic Good morning, fren.

Good morning everybody It’s Friday, one of the greatest days known to mankind

@BowTiedCrow Pretty sure that's a It's Always Sunny in Philly episode.

Gonna sell gas on Facebook marketplace

Stilling working on some actual songs. Nothing fancy. Just acoustic and vocals. Old folk vibes. Focus on storytelling. Though I need to practice chorus writing. Singing about stuff I think is cool.

@JoelWebbon What course?

Prediction: We get crushed in 2026 and 2028. America First replaces MAGA in 2032. Stay the course.

@BowTieScapeGOAT Lol. I don't know. "Perfect" is doing alot of work here. Maybe I post a vid of me singing it.

@LS_Keyes Put it on an album!

Keyes Kid was playing with the neighbor girl that had a cheap portable karaoke machine. She asked if I wanted to sing. I sang a perfect rendition of The Wizard and I, and Wonderful. She said "You sing real good."

I wanna take this meme and moment to thank all ten of you here that now only listen to my music, But pay your hard earned cash for a copy. You guys are the best. I would kiss all you if I could. No homo.