LeBron’s Napkin

Wemby: "It just hurts."

LeBron James 16 game massacre spanning December 11, 2022 to January 16, 2023 35 PTS- 5 REB- 5 AST 33 PTS- 9 REB- 9 AST 30 PTS- 9 REB- 4 AST 33 PTS- 7 REB- 9 AST 31 PTS- 6 REB- 11 AST 34 PTS- 2 REB- 8 AST 38 PTS- 6 REB- 5 AST 28 PTS- 7 REB- 5 AST 27 PTS- 9 REB- 6 AST 47 PTS- 10 REB- 9 AST (38th Birthday) 43 PTS- 11 REB- 6 AST 25 PTS- 7 REB- 10 AST 37 PTS- 8 REB- 7 AST 24 PTS- 16 REB- 9 AST 35 PTS- 8 REB- 10 AST 48 PTS- 8 REB- 9 AST did this at 37 / 38 years old. would’ve been an MVP finalist if the Lakers weren’t dog water

@k1rallik Shut the fuck up

🚨 do you understand what just happened to Call of Duty.. After Black Ops 7 flopped so hard Activision publicly admitted the franchise needed to change, they just dropped Modern Warfare 4 out of nowhere with zero gameplay and a release date. It is the biggest reset the series has had in years - and the trailer already has people losing their minds. - The whole story revolves around a full-scale North Korean invasion of South Korea - Ghost and Price are now enemies fighting each other on a rooftop - It releases October 23 specifically to dodge GTA 6 a month later - First Call of Duty on a Nintendo platform since 2013 No gameplay shown. Just vibes and a date. And somehow it is working.

A full quarter with Jalen Williams nowhere to be seen on the Thunder bench, yet not a single acknowledgment from the sideline reporter or broadcast team. Genuinely staggering incompetence for a production held to such a high standard. #WCF #NBA

Victor Wembanyama in Game 1 win vs. Thunder: 41 PTS 24 REB 3 AST 3 BLK 14-25 FG 12-13 FT 49 MIN Joins Charles Barkley, Kareem Abdul-Jabbar, and Moses Malone as the only players in NBA history with 40+ PTS and 20+ REB in a conference finals game.

@UnderdogNBA Jalen Ayton

Jalen Duren in the East Semis: 9.4 PPG 6.6 RPG 46.2% FG Hasn't scored more than 11 PTS in a game.

I’ve seen enough get maxi kleber the fuck off the basketball court

@UnderdogNBA Grass is green

JJ Redick after Game 2: "LeBron has the worst whistle of any star player I've ever seen."

@BinAffleck Allergic to putting the fkn ball up under the rim without doing some bullshit dribble

Ayton and his brick for hands man this nigga has not an ounce of shame

@ShowCaseShabazz Love my coach

JJ Reddick technical foul 😭

Jake laravia could be the worst basketball player I’ve ever seen

THE FUCK BRON GOT TO DO FOR A FOUL CALL

Two shots of the LeBron Hennessy turn me to Brian dennehy

it’s pretty wild to think at the end of 2023 Hawthorn missed out on Ben McKay and Esava Ratugolea.. then ended up with Tom Barrass and Josh Battle.

Andre Drummond gets brutally broom mogged by Karl anthony towns #embarrassing

@UnderdogNBA See ya later alligator

Jakob Poeltl in the first round: 7.0 PPG 6.0 RPG 1.4 APG 0.9 BPG Only played 19.1 MPG. Poeltl's 4-year, $104M extension kicks in next season.

Jordan wizards years was so bad they saying they don’t count while Bron winning series as a +700 underdog in year 23

@AshesFiveNil @XanderMcGuire7 What a miserable sob you are… I hope one day you find the light.

@XanderMcGuire7 Cunt what is the state of reporting now? You’re acting like he’s fucking Jai Newcombe. It’s a fucking medico, dopey cunt.

Scans have confirmed that Hawthorn head physio Andrew Lambert has suffered tendon damage in BOTH hamstrings. One of them will require surgery. Lambert is one of the most highly regarded medicos in footy - time away from the club is a blow for the Hawks. He’ll miss next weeks game vs Fremantle. It’s one of the first clashes he’s missed in 20+ years of service. @7AFL @7NewsMelbourne

@jasonfinn_ Oh how quickly things change…

Feel for Ned Long but this has to be his last game of AFL. #AFLPiesHawks

@big_business_ @KingJames Perfect response. And yes legacy wise apparently you’re better off losing BEFORE you make the finals ! Cough cough other number 23

LeBron James addresses his 4-6 record in the NBA Finals, which is held against him by fans who point to Michael Jordan's 6-0 mark in the championship round: "When I was younger, I used to have the notion of like, people were getting on me for losing in the Finals, and when I was younger, I used to listen to it," James said. "Like, people will really rather you not make the playoffs or lose in the first round than to lose in the Finals, which is crazy to me. And I almost feel like, is it because it's me? Everybody has to say something about my career: 'Oh, well, he made eight straight Finals, but he was only able to win three.' 'He's the leading scorer in NBA history, but he's played 23 years.' "Yeah, but I am also fastest to 1,000 [points]. Fastest to 2,000. Fastest to 5,000. Fastest to 10,000. So when I started realizing it was just a knock on me, I started to appreciate it a little bit more. Like, I am pissed off that I didn't have a better winning percentage individually in the Finals, but for people to try to turn it into a negative, it doesn't bother me like it did when I was younger."