x - Coach Marsh

@Amy001157 @JasonKelce

@LegendaryCraig @JasonKelce What does a magnum ding look like?🤔

He’s pulling a Trojan Horse

@J1225x @JasonKelce

@LegendaryCraig @JasonKelce Dr. Mantus C. DeJawgun

This is an insane run Aerin is on.

Andrew McCutchen apologized to someone after hitting a homer against the Phillies (amplified the sound at that moment)

It’s criminal ESPN is charging for this. The Denver-WMU game has started. I have access to watch the game. I can get it on my phone. This is what shows up on my laptop and Xbox. Laptop says I have access but the game hasn’t started yet. App on Xbox says I don’t have access

Roster Update 🌀 The Seattle Torrent has activated Captain Hilary Knight from LTIR. In a corresponding move, forward Brooke Bryant has been placed on the Reserve Player List.  📰 bit.ly/4rXT9qH

Did ESPN just push WMU vs Denver to ESPN News for regular season college baseball?!

Pierre LeBrun: Re Jared Bednar/Avalanche: Short of a first-round exit, all signs point to another extension for one of the league’s top coaches - The Athletic (3/26)

@WH1TEBI7ON Snitches get stitches

The Fellas ARE clicking 🗣️

erik karlsson yelling for 26 seconds straight (and rightfully so)

Vancouver reporter says Canucks revoked press credentials and removed him from game following story about ownership awfulannouncing.com/nhl/trevor-beg…

Tim Kawakami just grew his 10,000th clitoris on his body (congrats) Never encountered a more sensitive reporter before. I even said please and didnt call him any names and this man baby blocked me lol

@timkawakami Can you please stop filling up the timeline with stupid arguments? Do you not have anything better to do? Complaining about GIFs on twitter lmao what are we doing here bud?

And I shouldn't have RT'd that. I have no idea why 99% of aggregation-followers have to send GIFs as responses. Does Joe Rogan command you guys to do this?

@ProducerDrew_ Same thing back when the (pls bring em back) Coyotes gave the Avs tough times in the regular season. No need to think too hard about it. Move on to the next

Man the Avs really don’t want the Jets as the 8 seed. I don’t get why they can’t dominate this team 🤷 #GoAvsGo

@DNVR_Avalanche No need. It's the first game back from the road trip and everyone is healthy

Frustrating. Feel free to rant #goavsgo

1-0 Penguins over Stars after one period. #GoAvsGo

Updated playoff chances after Isles won and Sens lost this afternoon. moneypuck.com/predictions.htm

This is making me laugh way too hard