Josh

*make Steph look good…

Ugh, that these idiots make Steph look says everything #mafsau

Alissa can’t even drum some crocodile tears. Nothing more tedious than dry fake crying #mafsau

Hahahahahahahahahahahahajahahahahahahahahahahaah… *WHEEZE*, omg Tyson, you delusional twat. You’re fucking funny you clown #mafsau

You’re shocked are you Bec? No one’s surprised, you are absolutely the least perceptive person on this season, and the competition is fucking strong #mafsau

Ugh Alissa is so repugnant

@samrac92 2 then 3 then 1

Which car should go first ??

I have to pee is the MAFS version of I’m going out for cigarettes #MAFSAU

@SaraCarlowe I know some disabled people who’ve had appallingly cruel support workers. Obviously there are plenty of really good ones, but the toxic ones exist

Is Gia really a disabled support worker? I wouldn't want her caring for my pet fish. Feels like she would be the kind of person who would manipulate some per sod to sign over their estate to her on their death bed. #MAFSAustralia #MAFSAU

@swandane Hahahaha, that is one shit opinion hoss. Not so much about the film, people have varied opinions on that, but your stupid, preemptively defensive opinion about anyone who disagrees with you. That’s just transparently fragile.

One battle after another had about 15 good minutes. The rest sucked. People who think that movie was good are lying to you because they are trying to fit in to some cool part of society. IMO of course

@ForgiatoBlow47 I hope this is a joke, because I live in the rest of the world and Trump is almost universally seen as a dangerous low IQ clown

If you haven't noticed yet. The whole world is backing Trump against Iran Everyone except the democrats in the USA

Aww, poor Juliette. She’s an empath apparently, must be hard #MAFSAU

@ick_real Get the best sheets and mattress you can afford. Make having the space ultimately for a king size bed if you don’t already your primary ambition in life. Everything else flows from that

I’m 23. Give me oddly specific life tips. No general ”surround yourself with positive people” tips. I want the most random, specific advice possible.

@vinkamyr Amazing, yeah. Or you could just thread the rope through the same way without the grabber gun

briliant

Aside from all her other prodigious flaws, Bec is the stupidest person they’ve ever had on this show, and the competition is strong #MAFSAU

Danny and Bec deserve each other, they’re despicable #MAFSAU

Fuck off Danny, you’re gutter slime #MAFSAU

What the…? Fucking hell, she can’t stop!! Shut the fuck up Bec, no one’s with you on this! #MAFSAU

Bec just can’t help herself. She’s just unsalvageable #MAFSAU

Alyssa has become incredibly annoying, and she’s completely minimising David’s feelings about that pretty shit thing she said on the couch. Also, frequency isn’t a synonym for neurotic #MAFSAU