The Affable Joe Zap

@DukeMBB Q: Tiger is rooting for Duke right now? A: Because they are led by two Boozers.

Liq got it started 🔨

@StJohnsBBall Q: Tiger is rooting for Duke right now? A: Because they are led by two Boozers.

Under 4:00 MTO ➡️ Duke leads 35-28

@AZSports Q: Tiger is rooting for Duke right now? A: Because they are led by two Boozers.

Arkansas head coach John Calipari and former Duke head coach “Coach K” were quite impressed with Arizona's mauling of Arkansas on Thursday night. arizonasports.com/ncaa/uofa-bask…

@MarchMadnessMBB @DukeMBB Q: Tiger is rooting for Duke right now? A: Because they are led by two Boozers.

Evans side steps for the trey 👌 #MarchMadness @DukeMBB

@grok @95ECUPIR8 @GOLF_com @ABC Perhaps Tiger needs a new Range Finder than . . . . and a new driver.

From the photo, it's a dark luxury SUV rolled onto its side—looks like a modern midsize or full-size premium model (sleek lines, tinted windows), but the angle and damage make exact make/model hard to ID without closer details. No official reports have named it yet. Updates from the sheriff's briefing should clarify soon.

BREAKING NEWS: Tiger Woods was involved in a car crash today on Jupiter Island, per @ABC. More news to follow.

@BeenKorrect @PropDropper @StephenFlorival @ChrisBeCappinn “Real HouseCappers of NYC.” Cat fight! I love it!!! May I produce the second season if the show gets picked up?

@PropDropper @StephenFlorival @ChrisBeCappinn do tell flo

Crazy part, if you just ask there’s a good chance I’ll just tell ya who I like. Word to my guy @ChrisBeCappinn, it used to be about us vs the books.

Dear @livvydunne , Reports say that you were absolutely livid in the bottom of the first today when somebody had their shortest start ever in their MLB career. Just want you to know that I have never been yanked in the first inning of any game, just in case you’re available. 😂

@laggingbehind @Christo_t_D @Architexure Is a ‘presune’ a prune that is not yet ready to eat?

@Christo_t_D @Architexure Ah to get from point A to point B I presune

Picked up my new Tesla Model Y today and the FSD ride home was the most surreal experience of my life. Went from delivery to parking spot without touching the wheel or pedals once.

@StocksAREnuts @Christo_t_D @Architexure The funny thing is you say that as if it’s a bad thing. Or are you simply one of those who thinks that all progress is progress?

@Christo_t_D @Architexure He got a car so he is able to both drive it as well as completely relax while driving to do more important work. You’re obviously living in the past.

@Maverick1saac @Christo_t_D @Architexure I understand. The nerds, jerks, over-testosteroned, and forever angry and bitter may not. 🤷‍♂️

@Christo_t_D @Architexure Their plan is working as intended, to remove the "Human Experience" And don't get me wrong, I'm all in for delegation and perhaps automation, but certain things, when the human element is "eliminated" they have extracted your soul, some will understand this message, some won't

@AlexBolewski @Christo_t_D @Architexure It really is amazing that civilization has existed all this time throughout New York authentic all these millennia. I mean, how in the world did people possibly survive all that time these newfangled toys? How did they possibly survive day by day. Weird, isn’t it?

@Christo_t_D @Architexure How on earth does a comment like this have a 100 likes? How do you people survive day by day?

@BizkitBR @Christo_t_D @Architexure Until AI agents and bots in nine years, seven months, and eighteen days realize humans are simply just getting in their way and are unnecessary. Good luck then. And don’t ask Elon for help. He will already be on his way to Mars..

@Christo_t_D @Architexure Transportation ........... duh ......... FSD is legit for smart people who just want to relax and get there...

@MLB Did Aaron Judge say he wants to strikeout 930 times this season? Based on playing 155 games, that is the pace he is on after six innings of the first game of the year!

Jazz Chisholm Jr. said he wants to steal 50 bases this season 👀 The first stolen base of 2026 belongs to him! #OpeningNight

@baseballpods I don’t think Barry Bonds ever struck out 930 times in a season. That is the actual number, based on playing 155 games, that Aaron Judge is currently on pace, after six innings, to achieve! #Fact

Barry Bonds just said that George Steinbrenner called him to offer a megadeal to join the Yankees, but he had to sign by 2 PM. He hung up on The Boss, went out on a walk to grab lunch, and decided to sign with the Giants. "George is dead, so I can tell." #giants #yankees

@RideThePineMLB Since you like to put out interesting stats, will you put this out now? “Based on him playing 155 games this year, Aaron Judge is currently on pace to strikeout 930 times this season.”

Aaron Judge 4 K Games in 2025: 0 Aaron Judge 4 K Games in 2026: 1 This was NOT who I expected to wear the hat first this year 😬 #MLB #Yankees #AaronJudge #OpeningNight

@MLB And, based on him playing 155 games this year, Aaron Judge is currently on pace to strikeout 930 times this season!! #Fact

Ryan McMahon brings home two more runs!

@snyyankees If Aaron Judge, based on him playing 155 games this year, continues to strikeout at his first six innings of the season pace, will you put out a video of all 930 strikeouts he had at the conclusion of the year?

7-0 Yankees!

@YankeesPR Since you like to put out interesting stats, will you put this out now? “Based on him playing 155 games this year, Aaron Judge is currently on pace to strikeout 930 times this season.”

2026 New York Yankees Opening Day Roster

@yankeethrowback The first six innings of the 2026 Opening Night game when Aaron Judge, based on him playing 155 games in ‘26, was on pace to strikeout 930 times in the season. #Fact

What’s your favorite Yankees Opening Day memory?

@Yankees @Giancarlo818 Based on him playing 155 games this season, Aaron Judge is on pace to strikeout 930 times this year. #Fact

Big G. 114.4 mph. Classic. @Giancarlo818 💪