Noorie Weinberg

V4 climbs 🤘😛 #PRG #rockclimbing #climbing

#workout today with some random dude

Remember those color bracelets we used to wear in high school and each color represented a different stage of how slutty you were. I bet you all put on the black bands you little hoes ;)

My little demon says Goodmorning #goodmorning #littledemon

Men equate admitting their cold to admitting their dick is small….

Men hate heat…. Like I’m freezing my tits off at work and think my left pinky toe might fall off from frost bite and the men are just walking around in tshirts saying “it’s so hot in here” 😐

“Peace” is mind fucking the hot fictional character in your fantasy book while your husband is at work 😌 #bookgirl #findingpeace

Todays #coffee Dark roast (like my soul) Extra cream A dash of cinnamon

Good afternoon shadow daddies.

Tonight’s #girldinner was….. Carrots with hummus One baby bell cheese Chips A piece of chocolate The soul of a man who told me to “move” today….

If you don’t use super sized tampons….ur pussy is a pussy.

My therapist is making me cocky.

I’m almost done reading #KingdomofAsh and I don’t know if I’ll be able to recover… Also…Lorcan is #shadowdaddy

Americano….extra half and half….one Splenda for Goodluck and prosperity. #coffeebreak

If anyone ever read my journal they’d be shocked…. Not because of how dark it is… But because it’s basically me telling myself how fucking awesome I am.

Reading smut is my therapy… Reading smut is also why I need therapy…

If you don’t believe in astrology but you believe in god…. At least the stars won’t send you to hell.

If the term “shadow daddy” doesn’t make you feel some type of way…..

Dragon tattoo or you don’t even read fantasy…

Smutty books >>>> porn If I’m not reading about a shadow daddy with wings fucking a women who can kill him with her daggers I don’t want it. #smuttybooks #smut