Lisa Marie Hawley 🪡🧵🎧

@ZaraBovverGirl Goodness me well worth 🌀 zoomies.

@LiseyLoopster Yeah Lisa Mawie! Dat's 2 gawbige twucks, da UPS twuck, da mailman's twuck and de Amazon twuck. My funnest of all days! *circle zoomies*

Hey pals! Here me is woofin' off da gawbige men. Dis is me's favorite day! Me gets at least 5 twucks to woof off on Thuwsday's. So happy me learned to barkie. 😤😈 Mubby, on da udder hand, says me's a yappy ickle fur now. Me's made her miss sum of Bridgerton wiff me's barks. 🤣🤷‍♀️

Moby has announced that 100% of his profits from his performances at the iconic California festival will be donated to a selection of leading animal rights organizations.

@RufustheDog5 Did you make sad uncle smile today

@LiseyLoopster No Poor old worn out monkey

We’re going to see them sad uncle and take him shopping My job is to cheer him up

@RufustheDog5 All this modern tech ..isn't for old Hogwart Ape

@LiseyLoopster Yep I wrapped him good He’s a complete muggle and doesn’t cope well at Hogwarts He DIDN’T master the moving stairwell at all

@jennystape Well that's even more impressive x

@LiseyLoopster My painkiller medicine was on the ham xxxx

Throwback Thursday with Rupes 🩵 #ThrowbackThursday #BovverBoys #BovverBoysForever #Memories #MissedEverySingleDay

@IsabellaDaxie What a cute ickle voice you have pal 😘 x

This cheesy yak chew needed a word today 🤔🤨 😉 xxx #stern #words #Dog #chew 🐾🐾🐾🐾💖💖

@RufustheDog5 Well Done Rufus.. I see you looked after the ape.

@LiseyLoopster I was AMAZING I don’t know where the shops are but it must be Hogwarts or somewhere magical because the staircases ACTUALLY MOVED I mastered those moving staircases I was the moving staircase master

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@Malcolm_theCat Against your grey fur that pink looks gorgeous

Friends! The sun has come out today and, along with it, our beautiful Azalea 🌺 Isn’t it lovely?! #SpringWatch

@George___Looney But still very floofy and still adorable 😘

This be me when I was a 4 month old pupper 🐶 I’m a lot bigger now 🤣🐾🤣🐾💙

Canada Goose created using Kinusaiga - a traditional Japanese "no-sew" art form, often called "painting with fabric," I'm new to this technique and currently on the look out for thicker foam board. However, I was pleased with the result. Who knows where this may lead me.

@claptonterrier @GaryCla87255756 👋 howdy Mr Stanley ☺

#btposse please say woofello to Mr Stanley!! @GaryCla87255756

Woman brazenly stole the wooden monkey statue from the Shoulder of Mutton pub in Hebden Bridge, West Yorkshire on Saturday night. CCTV captured her hesitating, then confidently swiping it off the windowsill and walking out with it in her hand while her group of friends left. Landlady Lesley Wood (11 years at the pub) discovered it missing Sunday morning and posted the footage with an appeal: “If she brings him back there will be no harm done.” She added: “This isn’t the first time he’s been taken… he’s just gone on another holiday!” Pub regulars are gutted, the cheeky monkey has become part of the furniture. Safe return requested, no questions asked.

While this Herron is focussed on the park pond he isn’t doing any damage in mine *nods*

@RufustheDog5 Oooooops

@LiseyLoopster Empty: like the ape’s brain

Wet

Can twitter take you off air for posting up to 5o cat photos a day #HKE

@BtCulter Can't keep you down sir yayyyy happy news requires a happy dance xx

A cause for celebration 🎉 The vetty lady checked me over late this afternoon. No sign of fluid around my heart or in my abdomen and heart beat is OK. Coming off meds at the weekend but still have to take things easy. Thanks for all the good wishes pals 🐾🙏🐾