Fox Print

@mlp_North Aye. Strike hands with me. The glass is brim. The dew is on the heather. And love is good, and life is long, and friends are best together.

Do you remember when you joined Twitter? I do! #MyTwitterAnniversary *a single tear rolls down her face at an deserted party* What? You thought ancient beings like us incapable of crying? Well, rest assured that if your heart can be broken, then so can mine!

*has remained here throughout multiple changes and collapses. And she will remain here carrying on the memories of her friends and loved ones until the universe itself comes to an end. She will never be truly alone. The Grand Ovation is eternal.*

*dressed as Celestia dressed as Luna. Spends her night demanding a candy tax from every filly and foal she sees*

*the cruise’s server gives a strained smile and places a tropical drink on the table next to Fox* “please enjoy your drink ma’am” *she then hurries off as Fox obnoxiously sucks on the straw*

Or since this is technically a cruise ship and I am not a part of its crew does that prohibit me from the pirate classification?

To become a pirate one must do crime while at sea… so after I stepped on this ship as somepony who commits tax fraud have I become a pirate?

Bloop.

*has never made a fool of herself. You just dreamt that it happened because you’re crazy. Crazy jealous*

((Timber))

((I have my hurricane Ian cookie cake and that’s all I need to weather this storm))

*amuses herself by trying to combine hurricane clouds and blizzard clouds with a tornado. Will Likely target @CWF_Report with her Blizznadocane since they rejected her request for 95 degrees and Sunny weather for her birthday on the 25th of December*

*cracks the last lock* and freedom is achieved..! *steps back though the bars into the cell. Before dramatically pushing the unlocked door open and stepping through it* No cage can hold Fox!

*Bah! What do they know anyway! Expect for that last guy I bet he knows something!*

*picks two of the locks before getting uncomfortable by trying to work from inside the cell. So she simply walks out of the cell by stepping between the bars, her small frame coming in handy* that’s much easier this should go much faster now…. *continues her lockpicking*

@mlp_Templar *who can even know what “illegal” even means?*

*blinks awake locked away in the fungeon* uugghh this is totally going to make me miss the train…. *pulls out a bobby-pin and gets busy on the various locks*

*only munches on a couple as the rest will decorate her mane*

*sneaks out into the garden to help herself to the palace’s collection of flowers* ooo I see the Saffron Crocucs are blooming nicely.. *takes a few for herself* oh wow a Shenzhen Nongke Orchid…! *takes* even a Kadupul…? Woah… how beautiful… *it’s now Fox’s*

*spends all of her time eating food at the Gala. Samples each and every dish at least twice*