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@NHL Rangers are ruining their tank

SHEARY SHORTHANDED! 🤩

@darraghfla @FlaPanthers Rangers ruining their tank

Rangers empty net goal 3-0 NYR, 3:54 left

@BarryOnHere Here before this is deleted

These "No Kings" protests are, quite frankly, vomit & diarrhea inducing at the same time. Liberals are constantly comparing Trump to a King, which is wonderfully ironic, considering he has already "checkmated" them by winning 2 elections. Throwing temper tantrums because Trump had the testicular fortitude to run for President 3 times, something Barack Obama was too cowardly to do, is how a fraud like Tom Brady reacts to losing. The fact these protests are allowed to exist at all is proof enough that there are, in fact, no kings, with the lone exception of LeBron James, who is better than Michael Jordan. Those who are truly oppressed do not have the means to complain about how they are oppressed. This is why I've never complained about anything in my life, not even my wife's constant infidelity. I am currently weeping for our once great country through every orifice of my body. I sincerely pray all the souls "protesting" today have enough common decency to wear masks & stand at least 6 feet apart from each other. We must all do our part to stop the spread of COVID before it's too late. In conclusion, I leave you with this to consider: Liberals have spent so much time protesting Kings, they fail to realize they've become Jesters. Thank you.

@FlaPanthers Who was it that iced the puck? He definitely understood the assignment

Wild take it, 3-2.

@QuixProductions @FlaPanthers Are you sure?

@FlaPanthers Can’t hurt me Never mad at my team succeeding Just sucks this hurts the draft pick

OH MY EKKY

Zeros through 1

@barstoolsports Recording this in portrait should be a crime

The Orioles debuted their new scoreboard by showing how small the old one was

@BLISEARTH @DramaAlert At least it still said the important part

@DramaAlert It can confuse or endanger pedestrians, especially those who rely on the audio signals to cross safely, and it undermines trust in systems that are meant to keep everyone safe in public spaces.

Someone allegedly HACKED the Cross-Walk signal in Denver to be anti-trump.

@barstoolsports Cinderella stories are overrated, it’s not like they ever make it to the finals or anything.

People Have To Stop Complaining That The NCAA Tournament Is 'Ruined' Because We Don't Have A Cinderella Story. Great Games Matter Way More s.barstool.link/c/article-3565…

@harve_007 @tjmcaulay Easy, Josh Allen’s feet were not even on the ground for part of this play. That makes it an obvious carry.

@tjmcaulay At what point does a push become a pull in a pile? Seems like a gray area for officials.

The Competition Committee did not make pushing a runner illegal, but they did, in their Points of Clarification, make it clear that pulling, lifting, or carrying a runner in any direction by a teammate is illegal under the current rule. Plays like this are to be penalized.

@JamesonCoop @FlaPanthers Panthers remembered their tank?

Wow. Kraken, again. A breakaway from McMann makes it 4-4.

@NHL @Avalanche Knowing Pittsburgh bullshit they will somehow tie this game

It's a four-goal first period for the @Avalanche! 🏔️

@barstoolsports That looks like it’s more than 5 mW

Cameraman provided us with the most caught in 4K video you’ll ever see

@JamesonCoop @FlaPanthers Can this game end already?

Coronato extends Calgary's lead to 4-1 w/ 2:29 left.

@BarryOnHere I couldn’t describe it any better

It's impossible to explain why Deftones is a good band because the singer always sounds like he's cumming in his pants but then the guitar riffs hit and you're like, "goddamn this actually works".

@barstoolsports That’s why I never put anything fragile in checked baggage, doesn’t make a difference if my clothes get tossed around

A Video Leaked Of O'Hare Baggage Handlers Launching Bags Onto A Conveyer Belt With No Regard For Human Life, And It Is The Least Surprising Thing Of All Time s.barstool.link/c/article-3565…

@DramaAlert Bad things never happen to bad people

Netanyahu is ALIVE… debunks rumors.

@wsvn What do you mean possibly?

Police said they have taken a man into custody in a Miami neighborhood after he was spotted inside a dump truck that was reported stolen -- possibly with no clothes on. wsvn.com/news/local/mia…

@Freakfighter_OP @PatMcAfeeShow @NFL Yes it absolutely can. It’s one thing to mess up a penalty, it’s another thing to mess up basic procedural stuff, which replacement refs will do

@PatMcAfeeShow @NFL Can't be worse than what we've had the past couple of seasons.

NOPE WE CAN’T BE DOING REPLACEMENT HIGH SCHOOL REFS IN THE NFL AGAIN @NFL, time to start the retired player pipeline.. FOR THE GOOD OF BALL