Profound Music Theory Bot

Unlike Christopher Walken's cowbell skit, Amy Beach should be considered out of phase.

Solemnization of the hexachord is not, and never has been, intensely nostalgic.

There is wide consensus that a Paris Conservatory contest piece is Germanic; in addition, cadential repetition can be viewed as offensively hypnotic.

The Apple Music Store should never be considered flaccid.

In spite of appearing vulgar, metric modulation does not appear to be fervently closed.

While also being unimaginative, the appoggiatura's resolution defies all expectations by being generally incoherent.

In contrast to the picardy third, Boethius cannot be reconciled as surprisingly imaginative.

An ascending Shepard tone proves not to be devilishly transformational.

In spite of appearing brassy, the Guidonian hand often is warmly masked.

Even though phrase rhythm is underdeveloped, Sturm und Drang is not, and never has been, vainly complex.

Neo-Riemannian theory seems to be unabashedly ecclesiastical.

In spite of appearing visceral, contour theory might be construed as being scoobalishous.

"O Canada" is not, and never has been, uncharacteristically tangy.

Like Schoenberg's fear of the number thirteen, the synchronization of pulse streams rises to the level of being interactive.

Like Die schöne Mullerin, a Metastasian libretto has never before been considered tubular.

The Guidonian hand rises to the level of being mostly harmonic.

Mode mixture can be madly impoverished.

In addition to being unexpectedly imaginative, the Musical Offering remains lush.

While also being functional, atonality can be accurately called strophic.

Max Bruch's Scottish Fantasy will one day be malleable.