machine_yearning⁺˚*･༓☾

chat look at my fruit bowl :3 im calling this 200c bcs grapes are scary high cal

shoutout to my mom for always being my biggest hater

new layout i hope you all can forgive me for not taking a pic of the old one🫶

@Issnyie ur funny. moots?

@nyxie_of_night Nom

what if the 65yr old man who wont stop staring at my tits in the whole foods parking lot is actually a kindhearted person. what then

@Issnyie then i would take a big bite 🙂‍↕️

@nyxie_of_night What if the world was made out of pudding 🤔🤔🤔🤔

@stariiyed me 😭 i ended up giving them to my local ravens since they like them a lot more than i do

@nyxie_of_night who is making you eat those blueberries 😭

fruit bowl of doom and despair (i hate blueberries) 114 cals (someone please shoot me)

WHO BOOKMARKED THIS SHOW YOURSELF COWARD

@metallicLucy bmi 24? maybe 23?

Can someone pls guess my BMI, my arms looked thinner than usual so I’m using this as my pic for now :P Pls this is interaction bait I never get interactions

if i replace all the wine with blue raspberry vodka do we think it will still be as effective?

@islifesunshine mooties?

only a month and a half of being on #edtwt and we hit 1.3k!!!! please comment to be mutuals, i feel like i don’t follow enough people since it was so overwhelming having a hit tweet 😭😭

i do think he was ontologically evil actually. just so no one takes this the wrong way

@kxtequ like an eyeball 🙂‍↕️

@nyxie_of_night i like how everything is so round👀

chat look at my fruit bowl :3 im calling this 200c bcs grapes are scary high cal

@Tamoni_Alt no one asked you

@nyxie_of_night Raspberries taste like nails on a chalkboard.

does a librarian ever shut up about books?

true girlhood is when absurdly long hair

no matter how much weight u lose the naturally skinny girls will always win

going out in the real world really gets u out of this edtwt bubble and u realize that so few people are underweight

wiead june 2nd <3 1,050 cals