Maha Jawed
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@cesthinakhan @HawkesBay He def wears kajal, may as well try ours 😃
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Whoever’s managing JD’s welcome package, pls add some Hashmi surma to it. He’ll never look back
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smells like Suella Braverman in here.....
Bushra Shaikh@Bushra1Shaikh
When Donald Trump threatened to kill Iran's civilization, Pakistan could have responded with threatening to nuke Israel if the U.S tried it.
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Man, today’s a great day! Started off with a ceasefire and ending with a bunch of Indians rattled by a tweet which was actually making fun of us (Pakistanis)
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Now that everybody loves us can Pakistani restaurants in the west stop labelling their food as Indian. That era is so over 🤪🥰🌸
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@startupily 100% . ive always looked at indian food abroad and thought wow this is cartoon looking food. Bright orange daals , ultra red curries. And from a chefs point of view, they also need to stop blending all the masalas. its pasty and gross.
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@MahaJawed yup Indian food has way too much masala and they need to stop putting to much red color in the chicken tikka
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@FaizAliQureshi7 agreed but my point is they dont need to do that anymore :)
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@MahaJawed They will do what is good for their business. If the label their food as Indian just to attract Indian tourist or Indian customers, that brilliant business idea.
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A mic drop that aged very well hahaha
Haider Abbasi@HaiderKAbbasi
Grammy award + Nobel Peace Prize
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@hashurtag 😂 looking for that tweet that went on to list a bunch of army run businesses etc . Went like “my favorite bank is Askari, my favorite cereal is Fauji…”
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Ok but what about our water rates? Will they go back to 9500 (also exp) or is this it till the next crisis?
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@marlon_humphrey @marlon_humphrey
Your wife got it wrong.
She comes from the family that Paris France was named after.
Her name is from a long line of Paris's
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My wife told me Paris Hilton is the Hilton in Hilton hotels. I could google this to fact check but I Know Twitter has the answer
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