Mauricio

I got my bluesky invite tap in

two straight men

"make this 4 chan post into a movie like backrooms, no make this one" you're all wrong, this is the only one i want to see get a movie

im fucking crying hes been trying to gpose for like 10 minutes

It’s so funny (but hurts) when people refer to “higurashi and umineko” as if those are the only entries in the series It’s bleak

Too late. I've already depicted myself as the lovable stared moray and you as the envious royal eel

FFXIV is fascinating because one day you’re unsubscribed and the next you’re researching fish weather patterns like a marine biologist.

most video games now are an indirect consequence of The Orange Box. hero shooters are all TF2-likes. every single player adventure game is Half-Life. roguelikes are all The Main Menu. steam anime porn games are all Portal

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@novemblem i dont get the reference but they're all in character so its chill

i just realized if you dont know what this is referencing i just look like a total asshole right now.

btches say anything for dick wdym “pro-salt”

@nyaqueef Higurashi chapter 1 is literally free too 😭 insane larps

I don't understand why Saya no uta is so incredibly larped when it's the shortest fucking vn ever and you can get it on mobile easily

turns out it was Vanity Fair

@theJoyboy56 @Mr_McGrittle @BluebriarArts same man who was throwing ass for money saying gay shit is haram what is happening bruh

@Mr_McGrittle @BluebriarArts You’re not lying he’s asking for a ciggie here too lol

The street provocateur cowers at the sight of its natural predator; the genuinely deranged passersby

Holding mix is sooo embarrassing in fighting games. Like I'm pregnant with your oki. I'm pregnant and it's yours

60s: "Cousin Superman knows what's best for me because he's a man and I'm a teenage girl" 😚 2000s: "I'm a dirty little 16 year old written by a 40 year old man 😛 watch me arch my back, prose naked, and flirt with grown men because I'm a wild child 😈"

The hardest part of learning VGC is having to unlearn TCG typing. Our fighting attackers are weak to grass and psychic, man. My Lucario just got its shit rocked by heatwave, and I started screaming like courage the cowardly dog