Mark McCarty

@romankemp @CadburyUK Im more interested in what he's been watching on TV 😂

What is this??? HALF WHITE HALF MILK CHOCOLATE?? @CadburyUK

@MetroUK That'll be another call my lady won't pick up on 😉

A siren-like emergency warning message will be sent to phones across the UK next month to test out a new public alert system. trib.al/GcIxe0L

@hayz1965 @TalkTV Think you’ll find she probably went to a top stage school and dropped off in a Rangy what what 😀

@TalkTV Should be on stage, very good actress

BREAKING: This tearful Just Stop Oil activist explains why she has shut down the M25 by scaling one of the gantries. More follows...

@RobbieColes @alex_brooker I’m a bit like techophobe on social media so I’m not sure if you can send me address and i’ll pop one in the post?

@MccartyMark @alex_brooker Hahaa that’s it!!

The new series of The Ranganation is back tonight at 10PM on BBC2 with @alex_brooker , @annamaxwellmartin and Romesh’s mum! Tune in!! #theranganation #vlogger instagram.com/p/CjONxetKf6t/…

@RobbieColes @alex_brooker Hi Robbie after hearing you on tonights show I think I need to send you one of our beautiful cherry stone pillows before yours turns into a cherry stone pilau 😀

@Horsham_police Looks like Gary Glitter

@writetjw Its £38 not 38k. Back to school Terry 😂

@Markerstudyins Hello I’ve been in hold for 1/2 hour. Guessing you’re going to drop my call at 5pm

More exciting news from Markerstudy Group as we accelerate our growth plans with the acquisition of BGL Insurance, the leading distributor in the market. (Subject to regulatory approval) News: markerstudygroup.com/media-centre/m…

@BBCNews Was there a cup of tea next to him?

Ukrainian oligarch's death investigated by Surrey Police bit.ly/371b0JN

@C_GHuband @NicolaSturgeon @BorisJohnson I have 2 electric cars 4/5 bed house , 2 kids and work from from home and pay 2/3 of that at new prices? Are you running a sauna business or have no roof 🤔

Another jump in domestic fuel bill. An eyewatering £285.39 per month for electricity and gas as of April 1 for a semi detached Band D property. That's £110+ up since late autumn. How can anyone afford this @NicolaSturgeon @BorisJohnson? #CostOfLivingCrisis

@santanderukhelp No incorrect i waited twice for 20 minutes before the message says u need to call this number as we can’t answer now. U then give number twice to call and i had no pen to write no. down so called again only to get same message. Just one of my calls today!

@MccartyMark You should be able to reach our security team and stay connected on one continuous call Mark. If you're still able to hear the automated messages, that means you're still in the queue to be passed to an advisor. ^ES

@santanderukbiz What’s happening at Santander ive called 4 times each time waiting between 20-60 minutes and no one answering calls regarding possible fraudulent payment

@santanderukhelp Not good enough 2hrs 10 mins and no answer. You are holding me on line for 20 mins only to then give another number and then not answering that.

@MccartyMark Hi there Mark, we're sorry for the wait time. We do have advisors on the line who are there to help, but we apologise we've been experiencing high call volumes, which have increased the hold time I'm afraid. ^ES

@ChrisRobshaw Should of heavily tackled him to the ground when he went to the loo 😵‍💫

On the train and someone just told me how I looked like Chris Robshaw, I told him I was. He didn’t believe me and continued to tell me all about him and how he’s playing in America and doing some coaching bits. 🤣

@JeremyClarkson I thought i should bring to your attention a lovely picture of you as a young man which is circulating the Watsapp ether. I find it its context most disturbing. P.s you wouldn’t happen to have the knitting patten to that jumper would you?

Shuffled music on today’s rain shortened walk: Pink Floyd Don Henley, Elton, A-ha, Steve Miller, the Doobies, Kiki Dee and Hot House Flowers

@realDonaldTrump Wow is this a real news channel, it’s like one of those dodgy TV presentations selling something which will lose you 5 stone in a month 🤢