Adam Merkley

Nazis suck. I'm at Blue Sky now -> @merk.fun

How many of these guys have bad enough brain damage to also compete in the Paralympics? #USAHockey

Do I believe Ted Sarandos when he says Netflix is committed to the 45 day window? Maybe. Box office is all a dick measuring contest anyway. Maybe Ted does mean it. He's already well liked in Hollywood, winning in theatres would only elevate that.

If it was 48% then that would mean 21.6 presidents invoked it.

Trump just said that 48% of presidents have invoked the insurrection act. My half assed research leads me to believe that 15 presidents have done it. 14/45 is 33%. What an idiot.

Starting to think the FIFA Peace Prize was a bunch of bullshit

Wordle 1,656 4/6 ⬜⬜⬜⬜⬜ ⬜🟨🟨⬜🟨 🟨🟩🟨🟨🟨 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 I swear this was the word before.

@dakotahskye Yeah but it's Utah County

what a wild day to be a utahn

As a longtime Big Brother and Survivor fan, The Traitors is amazing lol.

In the handful of times I've been there Cracker Barrel has given me the creeps.

Dear MLB: Bring the Swing Off to regular season games. That was great. #MLB #AllStarGame

Shit S06E02

@JoshMalina Tell me about the basketball scene in West Wing S05E02. Was Will canonically terrible at basketball or was that all you?

@jowrotethis youtu.be/j60pKvNLQNc?si…

Does anyone have a comfort YouTube clip and care to share? This is mine. youtube.com/watch?v=0UGuPv…

@jowrotethis Totally get this. The time the ER gave me morphine for an eye infection was out of this world. One of the best days of my life lol.

The hospital gave me Fentanyl after surgery today and okay I get it.

@dakotahskye Haha

ticket lady at my amc saying “welcome back” to me 🙂‍↕️🙂‍↕️

@Atrioc I just spotted this BYD with Mexico license plate at the Tempe In-N-Out.

I downloaded LibreWolf when the Firefox news broke last week, but can't be bother to move over my extensions and bookmarks, ask me anything.

You can see Rob Manfred's erection from space right now.

My team lost trivia tonight. We were in second place right until the end, when we bet it all on a ridiculous Philosophy question.