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Harvard Report: Canada Dumbest Nation Alive Cambridge, MA — In a bombshell 2026 Global Stupidity Index released Tuesday, Harvard researchers crowned Canada the undisputed Dumbest Nation Alive, edging out perennial runners-up like North Korea and California. The report, titled “How One Polite Country Engineered Its Own Lobotomy,” cites a perfect storm of self-inflicted retardation that began the moment Justin Trudeau slithered into power in 2015 and somehow got worse under his banker cosplay successor, Mark Carney. “Canada didn’t just fall — it sprinted face-first into the pavement while apologizing for the sidewalk’s colonial history,” said lead researcher Dr. Harlan McBraindead. “Every metric — economic suicide, cultural brain-melt, demographic replacement — screams ‘we hate ourselves and want to die.’” The Liberals, those tireless champions of DEI quotas, gender fairy tales, and open-border masochism, have turned the once-functional country into a glittering dumpster fire. Mass immigration? Check — cities now resemble failed UN refugee camps where English is optional and taxpayer-funded housing is mandatory. Gender ideology? Check — biological males dominate women’s sports, prisons, and locker rooms while anyone noticing gets hauled before a human rights tribunal for “hate facts.” DEI hiring? Check — competence was quietly retired years ago in favor of checking every box except “qualified.” Voters, described by the study as “the most obviously mentally challenged electorate on Earth,” keep re-electing these clowns with the glassy-eyed devotion of a cult. Why? Because they’ve swallowed the gospel that everything wrong is Donald Trump’s fault. Housing crisis? Trump. Inflation? Trump. Fentanyl zombies in every major city? Trump. The fact Canada has been in economic and cultural free-fall since 2015 is apparently irrelevant — facts are colonial, after all. Enter Mark Carney, the Liberals’ shiny new messiah, elected on a pure platform of Trump Derangement Syndrome. He campaigned as the only adult who could “deal with Trump.” Result? Canada is now the only country on the planet without a new trade deal while even Mexico and the EU walked away with wins. Carney’s big move: more virtue-signaling speeches, more carbon taxes, and more apologies. The Harvard team called it “peak retarded diplomacy.” At press time, Liberal strategists were reportedly drafting a new national slogan: “Sorry, eh? Please keep us stupid.”

🧵🔥👀 YOU CANT UNSEE IT. MIKE BENZ HAS A “HOLY SH*T” MOMENT. WHO IS AVRIL GAINES??? This is the strongest circumstantial evidence that there was foreknowledge at bare minimum IMO of the pandemic. If you watch ANYTHING all the way through this week watch this. What if I told you she was Obama’s former deputy Director of the CIA … under Brennan. Gets crazier.. She was on a panel for a CORONAVIRUS SIMULATOR was playing out at the SAME TIME the Wuhan Games was going on in Oct 2019. It was funded by BILL GATES. Present there were all the Pharma execs… former deputy Director of the CIA Avril Haines. One of the topics was RUNNING A SOCIAL MEDIA CENSORSHIP SIMULATOR to stop the spread of MISINFORMATION online . Who else was in attendance? GEORGE GAO who is the director of the Chinese CDC. Now why would HE be there if this was for a simulation based on a virus that started in Brazil?? Why was there not a SINGLE REPRESENTATIVE FROM SOUTH AMERICA PRESENT? Now what if I told you that after BIDEN “WON” following Covid leading to the ushering in of mail ins and MASS SOCIAL MEDIA CENSORSHIP about the virus ….that she helped wargame A YEAR BEFORE… that BIDEN made her head of the DNI … she was Tulsi Gabbard’s predecessor. @MikeBenzCyber absolutely blew my mind. Wait til you see where she was LAST MONTH and who she was WITH. 🧵👇🏻 Every one of these videos will red pill you like you have NEVER BEEN.

@r0ck3t23 and if you're going in a mounting range wirh batteries they will drain 2 x faster.

Elon Musk just weaponized gravity. The entire trucking industry has a physics leak bleeding billions. Musk just sealed it. Most people look at the Tesla Semi and see a cleaner diesel. A truck that swapped a gas tank for a battery. That is a complete misread of the physics. Musk: “Let’s say you’re going over a mountain range. In a diesel truck, you actually don’t capture the energy of height or potential energy.” For a century, freight has fought gravity twice on every mountain. A diesel truck burns thousands of dollars in fuel clawing its way to the peak. It arrives at the summit loaded with enormous gravitational potential energy. And what does it do with that energy? It throws it away as heat. Musk: “You have to actually spend a lot of money on expensive brakes going down the other side so you don’t run out of control.” Diesel burns twice. Fuel going up. Hardware coming down. A century of logistics, and the descent was never anything but a cost to be survived. The Tesla Semi doesn’t survive the descent. It harvests it. Musk: “An electric semi truck is able to recapture the gravitational potential energy and in fact puts the energy back in the pack.” Regenerative braking doesn’t just slow the truck. It converts 80,000 pounds of downhill momentum into raw electricity flowing back into the battery. The mountain stops being an obstacle. It becomes a power plant. Here is the thermodynamic reality the market is missing. Diesel is closed on the descent. There is no version of a combustion engine that turns downhill momentum back into liquid fuel. It is structurally impossible. Electric is open in both directions. The same system that spends energy to climb gets paid on the way down. Wall Street keeps pricing the Tesla Semi on a cost-per-mile comparison. Kilowatts versus gallons. They are solving the wrong equation. You cannot win a price war against a machine that bills the planet for its own fuel.

They will destroy everything they touch. You think you’re safe in the countryside, but soon nowhere will be peaceful.

@MmisterNobody There no such thing s biosecurity and none of their science would fly except under fiction.

🐝🇳🇿 Beekeepers in New Zealand say authorities are now officially ordering them to destroy entire hives, including ones they believe are healthy and thriving. Officials say the measures are necessary for biosecurity, but many beekeepers question why strong, disease-free colonies are being destroyed. The issue has raised concern due to the vital role bees play in pollinating a large share of the world’s food, as well as the loss of years of work and significant financial value. All part of the plan, isn't it?

In Canada The College of Physicians & Surgeons Ontario are telling staff NOT to record MAID deaths as MAID deaths:

I am deeply disgusted by the shocking abuse of power exhibited by Harrisville Borough Council and its President, April Anschutz, at their recent public meeting. Ordering the forcible removal of duly elected Councilwoman Mary Ann Hughes, a 65 YEAR OLD WIDOW, business owner, resident, and taxpayer, for attempting to address corruption and harassment by Harrisville’s agents is reprehensible, authoritarian, and contrary to the principles of open and lawful government. Despite her elected post, calm demeanor, and right to speak, Mary Ann was shouted down, intimidated, interrupted, and physically assaulted. I unequivocally demand the immediate and unconditional resignation of Anschutz. Her flagrant overreach and disregard for the rule of law prove she is unfit to hold public office and must step down without delay. Furthermore, the actions of the officer of duty must be reviewed. To the cowardly members of Harrisville Council who stood idly by and allowed for this disgusting abuse to occur without challenge, I urge you to begin removal proceedings for Anschutz should she refuse to resign. And to examine your conscience if you believe its alright to treat an elderly, lifelong, female community servant in this way. I call upon the Commonwealth of Pennsylvania to launch a formal ethics investigation into the seemingly concerted efforts by Harrisville Borough agents to install their own agent into Councilwoman Hughes’ duly elected office, along with the apparent conspiracy to sabotage Mary Ann’s First and Fourth Amendment rights. The citizens of Harrisville, and Pennsylvania, deserve accountability and transparent governance, free from such tyrannical tactics.

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The Tesla extended range option.

🚨BREAKING: California Democrats just passed the "Stop Nick Shirley Act." The law is designed to make it illegal for citizen journalists to expose the rampant fraud with immigration service providers. 🔻Are they worried about protecting immigrants or protecting themselves?

I swear I don’t understand anything anymore I refresh my timeline and I see Zelensky shaking hands in Italy next to Meloni I can’t tell if I’m hallucinating or if the simulation is slipping out of the simulators’ control 🇮🇹👽

NEW: Toronto says White people have too many trees. Olivia Chow has decreed that if you want a new tree in your yard and you're White, you go to the bottom of the priority list. Even if your neighbor is White, your chances of a free tree drops. junonews.com/p/toronto-rank…

🚨 HOLY SMOKES. Radical Judge James Boasberg got slapped down SO HARD for targeting President Trump that the Appeals court issued a WRIT OF MANDAMUS against him! Boasberg has been found to be ABUSING his discretion. "This federal appeals court pretty much SMACKED him down and said, you were wrong to hold them in contempt. They didn't even violate your order!" Boasberg has failed to block deportations under the Alien Enemies Act! "An EXTRAORDINARY remedy that is the court ORDERING another court to do something because the government has no other option!" "They accused this judge of abusing his discretion, of engaging in an improper, inappropriate investigation, of basically meddling in the executive branch's ability to make decisions on national security issues." "And this all stems from that incident that I'm sure a lot of us remember when the Trump administration deported members of Trinidad and Tobago to El Salvador. A judge said, turn that plane around, or, you know, you can't turn them over, bring them back. And then they didn't." "And this judge found them in criminal contempt for not complying with his order. This federal appeals court pretty much smacked him down."

Honestly, watching Canada become a totalitarian wasteland has been one of the most painful experiences of my life. I'm not sure my heart will ever really recover. To watch something as beautiful as Canada was, become what Canada is, has been horrible.

An emotional and angry Rick Bowness goes OFF on his #CBJ team after their 2-8-1 finish to the season: “These guys, they don’t care. Losing is not important enough to them … If I’m back, we’re changing this freaking culture.”

@Dexerto Hahahaha.

Johnny Somali has been found guilty of all charges in South Korea and has been sentenced to prison with labor

You couldn’t make this up: 🇮🇪 Irish Prime Minister Micheál Martin spoke with 🇨🇦 Canada’s Prime Minister Mark Carney after narrowly surviving a ‘No Confidence’ Vote today. These two Tyrants are TRAITORS to their respective Countries and they both love CRUSHING peaceful protests.

BREAKING - I just received a call from a Stelco employee in Hamilton, Ontario. That person advised me that he was present when Mark Carney visited the Stelco Steel Plant in Hamilton, Ontario on March 29th, 2026. They advised that when Mark Carney was asked what he would do in the face of an Alberta Independence vote Mark Carney replied that: “There will be no Alberta Independence because I’ll invoke the Emergencies Act.” This was not reported by any mainstream media outlet who were present. It demonstrates that Mark Carney has zero respect for the rule of law, the Constitution of Canada, The Supreme Court of Canada or the Parliament of Canada. This should surprise no one. #AlbertaIndependence

Unbelievable. This girl has been banned from the University of Guelph campus FOR LIFE due to being in the vicinity of her family members conversation with a group of people. The Campus Safety Office felt that what they were talking about was sufficient enough to ban her & her family member from being anywhere on University of Guelph property forever. Canada is in trouble.

BREAKING: The govt has won the Dail confidence vote by a margin of 92 to 78. A government needs 87 seats, this means just 5 people are keeping them in government! theliberal.ie/breaking-the-g…