Mike

New Ape Acquired!! Always been a huge @Kaws fan and now I have one of my favorite @BoredApeYC. Back in the club. Sometimes you step away, sometimes you come home 🦍

@brockpierson Spent that whole summer playing at the Movie theatre every chance I could. Never watched a movie, just stayed in the arcade

Who else played a TON of Mortal Kombat?

@TodayInSportsCo Barkleys and Iversons were the shit!

Did you have a favorite??

@ThrillaRilla369 Yes, with a large eraser. A nun btw

Did you ever get hit by a teacher as a kid?

@packdrip It sucks but, now you know to pay extra for signature confirmation and only sell to users with higher than 100 rating. Leave the notes in his feedback and that’s about all you can do. A $177 life lesson. Could’ve been a lot worse

eBay fucking sucks. I sold a Cooper Flagg Refractor for $176.50 and it says delivered but the buyer claims he never got it. eBay just issued a full refund, but I also will not receive my card back. This is the biggest load of bullshit ever.

@LemonCooks Cash out

What would you do if you saw this in your wallet rn ??

@Hoopss Banana. Let’s just it over with

gun to your head, name a fruit without the letter E

@SeizeTheNae He was funny back in the day. Not funny now….at all

Martin Lawrence: Funny or Overrated?

@vxylily Yes, and if you didn’t come home you would hear “the whistle”

Be honest

@d00gs The last episode where they fast forward so many years?? Was so rushed, you can tell it got canceled. The show and the fans deserved better. I loved it up until that point

Still pissed this show got cancelled. Thought they were just getting into the groove. That Adrian Brody locker room scene was elite.

@tigerisfine And congrats on the sale of your Ape

@tigerisfine 💯

@Xeer I’ve been bringing people to JFK almost everyday the past two weeks, I’d just suggest going an hour or so earlier than before. So instead of 3 hours before for international, go 4/4.5 hours instead

Anyone know if the centurion lounge is busy at this hour??

I have a flight departing from JFK next week, should I leave home now?

@Matt_Pinner People

Delete one thing from Earth ! What are you deleting?

@ick_real Yes

If a coworker has a car and lives near my house, and drives me to work every day, am I obligated to chip in for gas?

@uscfan981 Penny/MJ/Pippen/Charles/The Dream

One per row.

@Green_k100 Unconditionally and with all your heart.

What is a way to Love someone properly?

@OMGinaeth 100% all dudes

Holy cow does your DMs look like this? Now I see why men say there aren’t real or good women on X! Yikes! 😳

@valueandtime I’m about 2 months deep no socials besides X. Life does feel better.

Deleting instagram about 5 months ago was one of the best key life decision I ever made. No matter where I'm at now I feel present and have normal conversations with people again, not fixated on my phone or "posting stories" etc. Pretty incredible feeling.

@isaac_saas Also, no good noise canceling headphones

A crying baby on a plane is an even better litmus test than the shopping cart. If it genuinely makes you angry, you have no empathy. No compassion. No soul. No ability to put yourself in someone else's shoes. You are the epitome of what's wrong with the modern world.

@nofucksmagee Guess it depends on the question

Alcohol is not the answer