Gary Brewerton

A friend-of-a-friend has gone missing in #Leicestershire. Contact the police if you think you've seen him please. #MissingPerson leics.police.uk/news/leicester…

Current blood type: Trifle.

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@Bulgenen @EastMidRailway When I first read that I thought by platform you meant the train station 🤦‍♂️

I really want to leave this platform but it’s the only place that I can call out the continued incompetence of @EastMidRailway who are still incapable of displaying seat reservations leading to problems for the poor saps who have no choice but to be their passengers.

@GreenJimll Pedant 😀

Hmm, as you have to go through the foyer to the hall, we should probably make sure those bookings line up in future. Luckily we're the only group in today. #RepairCafe

@GreenJimll Mute, mute, mute 😆

Just under half an hour until we get #GardenersWorld on BBC2, and the weekend can properly start. So plenty of time to brew a cuppa and get the biscuit tin within easy reach. 😉🤣

Only a few days until Britain loses its mind at how dark it is.

@GreenJimll @stwater Fifth time is the charm 😀

Ah ha, I see @stwater are having a fifth go at fixing the water leak on the Alcester Road. Fingers crossed it works this time, eh?

First time I’ve seen a robot delivery service 😳 I bow down to our robot overlords!

@GreenJimll 😲

So during the height of COVID our fearless leader BoJo got military chiefs to examine a plan to <checks notes> attack a warehouse in the #Netherlands using troops travelling there along Dutch canals. "Nuts" doesn't do it justice. theguardian.com/world/2024/sep…

@GreenJimll @railnigel Didn't realise they had that style of desk at Hogwarts Jon 😁

@railnigel I bet they're still going strong somewhere. Considering how much abuse they got from pupils they seemed to be indestructible. Though in my day the ink wells had become an anachronism as we all had biros.

Yes. I’m clearly older than I thought!

When you read about a superhero’s origin story, you can understand their motivations. When you travel around the land where @TheGreenNiggle was born, you understand why they were born to niggle. A nightmare of overgrown paths today. Yes, that’s a public footpath through there.

@GreenJimll Yet another item to add to the list of things that have hurt Jon. The list is starting to get a little long now 😟

Top #gardening Tip: if you make a large quantity of comfrey feed at your allotment, bring a pop bottle full home for the tomatoes and forget it for a week or so, it will ferment and then opening the bottle to use can be... explosive. #smelly #MuckMagnet

This Mitchell and Webb sketch will always be hilarious. You see it coming a mile off and it still pays off 😂😂

Greenery running rampant on Ashby road. Where's @TheGreenNiggle when you need them?

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@matthelibrarian I assume the mace will be made of lego? 😀

All ready for mace bearing duties at #LboroGrad this afternoon 😊

@GreenJimll Something else to add to the list of things that have hurt Jon

Somehow I've just managed to cut my thumb on my trousers. And I don't even have any sharp creases in the legs. 🤕👖

@GreenJimll Why didn't you tell us that before heading this way ☣️

Having garlic & tumeric broad bean risotto for lunch now means I can impersonate a train horn's "paa-paarp" without moving my lips. 🤔💨

@matthelibrarian Couldn't imagine you as a ninja which is probably why you'd make an ideal one 😁

Jingling bells - apparently my stealth like approach scared security so they wanted to hear me coming in future 😆 #ninja