ICEY🥶

The kind things wey I de witness now, even jehovah witness Neva witness am

@iamheitingar @Daminitek2 U see as u de do

The primary function of my heart na to love my babe… after that, if e wan pump blood make e pump

@Daminitek2 I’m at dat stage

e get stage wey man go reach, nothing go dey sweet am again except money.

@Daminitek2 And I like am

nothing wey babes hate pass make you guide and make them no chop from your money.

@Daminitek2 Poor man de suffer fr

if you no get money, your caring na disturbance.

@Daminitek2 Me wey no even straff one gal to heal

Girls be in their “healing era’ sleeping with 5 niggas blaming it all on their ex 😂

@veehealinsouls U sabi

@MiniBahdBoy True

Funny how rich people argue about how cheaper they bought a commodity or asset

@Itstevinagain No time

@MiniBahdBoy Sharply

If I be God, I go grant him wish😤

U go come hear “ make I see her picture again” 😂

@thatnigga_frfr 😂😂

@MiniBahdBoy 😭😭😭

@haywi231 😂

@MiniBahdBoy 😂😂

what part of the body is this? wrong answers only

@veehealinsouls No b me o Me I know who I de borrow my money And once I need it, I just text aw fa dat funds

In Nigeria, after you lend out money you get a free course, cos now you’ll need to draft a good reason when you need yo money back.

@Iam__Tkeyz Olololo 😂

3:0 in 3 minutes? For draw game. Issokay.

@Iam__Tkeyz They should b properly informed

Dear sisters, wives & girlfriends. World Cup kicks off tomorrow! Hand over the remote with love & zero drama. This is not the time for Real Housewives. This is war! Focus on real drama: VAR decisions & missed penalties. Be a patriot and surrender it! For the next four weeks, TV belongs to the boys ⚽😂”

@vvanmiz So ur gals de cheat cuz of shawarma? No de follow 100l gals bro

Where una dey buy shawarma ? cuz if e no dey she go cheat oo 😂😂

@_malenurse A nurse knows best

@MiniBahdBoy That’s my decision to take not hers and btw there will be mutual agreement before marriage

Dear future wife, we are not going to have more than two kids and you will deliver them via caesarean section. Thank you😌

@heishord I go find am reach house

FOREVER GOATED😭😂

@fwzishere @heishord What happens to playing tennis?

I really wanna taste dating an older lady.