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The IGN review of Mouse PI For Hire is like a parody of game journalists. They gave the game a 6/10 (reminder that they gave Black Ops 7 a 7/10) for the following reasons:
-Too many cheese references (in a world of mice)
-You kill too many people (yes, really. You kill people in a shooter, what a surprise)
-There isn't enough noir (in a game inspired by 1930s Mickey Mouse cartoons)
-Too many references to old movies (in a game explicitly inspired by 1930s cinema)
-There's too many arenas where you have to kill all enemies (in a fucking boomer shooter)
-The game's story is not serious enough to be a true noir (when did the fucking game ever CLAIM to be a true noir? It's a fucking cartoon)
This motherfucker seriously looked at a satirical game inspired by 1930s Mickey Mouse cartoons and expected to play LA Noire or some shit. Games journalists are not real people, man.
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