Jorge Diablo

Yeah mom classes are going great, I think it’ll be my best semester yet.

Yo nice Facebook marketplace BMW bro. Maybe don’t go up and down the strip revving the engine? Fucking loser

1613, 1616, 1617 have all been called. McDonald’s where the fuck are my 3 snack wraps. Call 1615 already

Despise people who have no clue what the difference between a contested catch and mossing someone is.

Mean machines down 14 halfway through the fourth quarter. Something tells me Paul Crewe is gonna lead a historic comeback. Live bet

@GWitherSpoonMe This would be so sick if u didn’t have clothes on

Dear BV, Jugs got McDonald’s today. Can’t lie it hit harder than ray rice in a elevator. Please accept my McDonald’s outing, With so much love, Jugs

@OliHendrixCBS Not quite laid Jeremy.

Girl I got with last night was like a 6 or maybe a 7.

Damn.

Holding hands on PED? Yeah, kill yourself.

Hit a flop 5 feet away from pin, got up there and the guy told me I needed to wear shoes. Uhhh shut the fuck up?

Played 8 total hands last night. 0-8 on lifetime casino hands.

Self dox

@JosephWoodsPHL More pressure than a game 7

I just know these kids are straight clowning me rn. No worse spot to be then behind the school bus. Change my mind

@bigrobbbbbbbb This is so badass

Had to send mom flowers for her retirement, 25 years in education ends tomorrow

Are hot chicks an endangered species?

Don’t even care that I lost my money. Jose man.

Final exam was the same as study guide. Jorge takes Geebs and watches fundamental basketball compilations on YouTube to celebrate.

@OliHendrixCBS Setting up for brons retirement tard

The Mavs obviously could’ve gotten a better deal for Luka but I don’t think that trade made the lakers any better of a team.

Where do all of my socks and underwear go. I’ve been using scattered socks throughout my room and rotating 2 pairs of underwear all semester.

Moved to seventh woods

Kicking off Saturday with zen. (Payton Pritchard ball handling)